Dumbest criminal of the year?

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Dumbest criminal of the year?

Postby Saitek » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:41 am

He certainly will be a competitive candidate.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7176891.stm
Police in South Africa's capital, Pretoria, claim to have to caught the "dumbest criminal" this year.

The man walked into a station to report that he had been held up at gunpoint by a gang who had stolen his mobile phone.

But when the detective phoned the number of the phone reportedly stolen, it rang in the complainant's pocket.

"The shock left him speechless for a few minutes," said police spokesman Eugene Opperman, adding that the man, 25, was then arrested for perjury.

The police issued a statement entitled "Dumbest criminal?" with details of the weekend incident, South Africa's Star newspaper reports.

"At the end of the interview, he rang the complainant's cell phone number, and it rang in the man's pocket," Mr Opperman said, according to the Beeld paper.

"He told the detective that he'd given him the wrong number," he said.

"But couldn't explain why the phone in his pocket had the corresponding serial number, or why it was same make and fitted the description he had given of the 'stolen phone'."

South Africa's reputation has long been tarnished by the high levels of crime, often accompanied by extreme violence involving guns.
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Re: Dumbest criminal of the year?

Postby Chris_F » Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:01 pm

Nah, dumb would have been if he had answered the phone.
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Re: Dumbest criminal of the year?

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:36 pm

I am firmly convinced that the present Human Being has now reached the absolute level of intelligence originally designed into them!.... :o...

...an accelerating downward spiral is now quite obvious...

...affecting some, more than others.. ;)...!

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Re: Dumbest criminal of the year?

Postby DONTREADMYUSERNAME » Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:45 pm

I pretty much agree with Fozzer, it seems the few smart people are getting smarter and the many dumb ones are getting dumber....
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