Sorry, the Monkey's are out...

[Wing Nut]

We can't have sexist animals here at SimV.  It would offend the non-existent female members, except for Stormy, whom we haven't heard from in ages...

Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.

 

I think that's the definition of sexual harassment...

[expat]

We can't have sexist animals here at SimV.  It would offend the non-existent female members, except for Stormy, whom we haven't heard from in ages...

Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.

 

I think that's the definition of sexual harassment...

"Nachu's women have tried wearing their husbands' clothes in an attempt to trick the monkeys into thinking they are men - but this has failed, they say"

Well, a power dressing business woman does it for me, why should monkeys be different.  :D

Matt

[ThatOnePerson]

Everyone needs a little lovin

[ozzy72]

Those monkeys are PC compared to me a couple of years back in clubs when seeing fit women in lycra mini-skirts [smiley=evil.gif]

[spitfire boy]

Those monkeys are PC compared to me a couple of years back in clubs when seeing fit women in lycra mini-skirts [smiley=evil.gif]

Yes, but a human is going to always be more attractive to another human than a monkey.... even you, ozzy... (joke, please don't hurt me )

[Ben R]

Those monkeys are PC compared to me a couple of years back in clubs when seeing fit women in lycra mini-skirts [smiley=evil.gif]

LOL that made me laugh!

So, you point at your breasts and make obscene gestures when you see fit bird do you know Ozzy?

[ozzy72]

Not as such but my pelvic thrusts were a hazard Oh and according to my daughter I'm hairier than a monkey (but hey it keeps me warm in the winter)

[llamedos]

Maybe they need to spank the Monkey more often?

[expat]

Maybe they need to spank the Monkey more often?  :o

Matt

[Chris_F]

Hmm, doesn't sound like a problem that the liberal use of a shotgun couldn't solve.  I'd bet the monkeys would learn real quick "lewd gesture = death".  :)