How they decide what you are

[eno]

At 500 posts you get to be the tea boy. Once you get to 1000 you are allowed to wash the Mods underware (believe me you don't want to go near Ozzy's Y fronts). Once you get to 2000 you are promoted to Mod's toilet attendant ...... your only equipment to keep the bogs clean is a pair of Ozzy's used Y fronts ....  

So you see it just keeps getting better and better.

[colsie123]

Basically you have the job of being the personal kiss up to ozzys y fronts once you hit 6000.

[Jakemaster]

Basically you have the job of being the personal kiss up to ozzys y fronts once you hit 6000.

No, 6000 is marmalade tester


(had to say it, the M word hasn't been brought up recently )

[Omag 2.0]

[quote]At 500 posts you get to be the tea boy. Once you get to 1000 you are allowed to wash the Mods underware (believe me you don't want to go near Ozzy's Y fronts). Once you get to 2000 you are promoted to Mod's toilet attendant ...... your only equipment to keep the bogs clean is a pair of Ozzy's used Y fronts ....

[colsie123]

The public sewer. Yep the M word is allways nice   so at what post you the personal mods kiss up.

[Jakemaster]

The public sewer. Yep the M word is allways nice   so at what post you the personal mods kiss up.

Dude you don't even know what the marmalade joke is about, don't even act like you do.

[legoalex2000]

well 5k isn't too far off for me.. looks like im strappin on the mud boots and gloves.

Ramos

[colsie123]

Hey I may not know what it is about but the word is just funny.

[Mictheslik]

Hey I may not know what it is about but the word is just funny.

Dont call it funny....Ozzy might hear you

THIS IS DEADLY SERIOUS!!!!  ;)

.mic

[expat]

They cant make up some fancy name for when you hit 5000 posts?

Sad :-?

Matt

[Jayhawk Jake]

Hey I may not know what it is about but the word is just funny.

My point exactly....

[born_2_fly]

Hey I may not know what it is about but the word is just funny.

Hmmm...  ::)

You find someone saying "The M word" funny?

Ahh how I wish I was that easily amused.  ;D

[NDSP]

Thats funny, I'm at 2000 and all Im doing is sewing shirts for ozzy in his underground lair country farm

[bok269]

Or a high post count means you spend a lot of time helping people (and in my case telling jokes and generally trying to make people laugh)

Keep up the good work!  ;)

[spitfire boy]

I'm told that the marnalade joke originated in a verbal sparring match between ozzy and bjorn - at one point ozzy kindly offered to slowly lower bjorn, genitals first, into a vat full of boiling marmalade.

And then, apparently, Katahu took on the joke with his suggestion of marmalade-filled syringes - now each new member to the forums has to get a 'marmalade shot'. I'm relatively new - mine's still sore .

By the way colsie, have you had you injection yet? If not, prepare to be strapped to a surgical table and to have a whacking great syringe full to the brim with orangey goodness thrust into your arm... [smiley=evil.gif]