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Postby H » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:10 am

The sign outside of a country diner:
"Cattlemen's Roast
      with Baked Hot Potato"


Across the road, along the pasture side of the fencing, a large herd of cows had crowded along -- all loudly mooing. Now, if someone would please tell me what they were trying to communicate; I'm no good at bovine moosings.
:-?


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Re: To add another post about cows...

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:28 am

"All your base are belong to us"

Crash ::)
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Re: To add another post about cows...

Postby ATI_7500 » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:24 am

"Too...much...methane..."
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Re: To add another post about cows...

Postby dcunning30 » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:40 am

"All your base are belong to us"

Crash ::)



Awesome!

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Re: To add another post about cows...

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:53 am

Found proof of it too:

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Crash ;)
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Re: To add another post about cows...

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:49 am

Just in case anyone is still wondering.... ::)....>>>>

http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com/flash/

WONDERFUL... ;D...!

Paul... 8-)...!

Thanks Crash for the reminder, from the distant past... ;)... ;D....!

Now, back again to .....Cows!... :-*...!
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Re: To add another post about cows...

Postby john_uk » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:04 pm

someone set us up the bomb! a bomb of cow methane!


Now, back again to .....Cows!... :-*...!


no paul not the kind of cow you find in a bar at 1 in the morning ;) ;D
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Re: To add another post about cows...

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:23 pm

someone set us up the bomb! a bomb of cow methane!


Now, back again to .....Cows!... :-*...!


no Paul not the kind of cow you find in a bar at 1 in the morning ;) ;D



John...;)...

I have a great affection for Cows.... :-*....!

They provide me with sumptuous ingredients to add to my amazing dinners, the milk to add to my Tetley Tea, the horn for my piano keys, a tail to sweep the back yard, and bits and pieces of 'whatever/left-overs' to make into my Mr Brains Faggots.....

...and the material for my Motorcycle leathers, gloves, and boots.... and my Lederhosen... ;)...!

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Re: To add another post about cows...

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:40 pm

Hmmm, Fozzer, Lederhosen...........I don't want to know..........

Crash ;)
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Re: To add another post about cows...

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:57 pm

Hmmm, Fozzer, Lederhosen...........I don't want to know..........

Crash ;)


...anything that Bjorn recommends is OK by me... ;)..!

...and the Cows don't seem to complain... ::)...!

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Re: To add another post about cows...

Postby john_uk » Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:31 pm

*moves house, somewhere far away from hereford *
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Re: To add another post about cows...

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:39 pm

*moves house, somewhere far away from Hereford *


.....you may run, but you can NEVER hide!.... [smiley=evil.gif]...!!

...my Cows are everywhere... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

Paul...Mwwwwhhhhaaaaa..... 8-)...!
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Re: To add another post about cows...

Postby john_uk » Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:43 pm

hmmm steak! yummy!

cooked blue with chips and onion rings please... oh and some peppery sauce...

come here cow! your din dins!

john.... could do with a steak right about now ::)
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Re: To add another post about cows...

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:50 pm


.... could do with a steak right about now ::)


....as Count Dracula said to his Assistant... 8-)...!

Paul.... ;D...)

(Dracula version: Stake)...;)...!
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Re: To add another post about cows...

Postby john_uk » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:53 pm

lol nice pun paul
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