Asparagus Makes Your Piss Stink

[freedomhays]

I know, I know. You think everyone has experienced this before. But that

[JSpahn]

Its funny you put this up, I was at a BBQ and they had the lovely green veggie on the barby. That same question was going thru my mind as i was feasting on it.

Sure enough it actually was smelling up my bathroom pretty bad! Yes it makes your pee stink. [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Romulus111VADT]

TMI- I loath asparagus, so I would have never known that it makes your piss stink.... :-/

Now, are we going to discuss farting and the different foods that make the ole stink-o-meter hit max?  ;)

[JSpahn]

Sure why not? Its things like this that bring us all together.

[llamedos]

[quote]I know, I know. You think everyone has experienced this before. But that

[JSpahn]

Yeah a really good steak gives me bad gas. Dont get me started!

[a1]

Some things I don't need to know. [shudders]  

a1...walks out

[Helms]

Been there, done that. I stay away from asparagus.

[H]

[quote]Now, more than 24 hours later, my piss still smells like raw sewage mixed with rotten vegetables.
See? I

[freedomhays]

[quote][quote]Now, more than 24 hours later, my piss still smells like raw sewage mixed with rotten vegetables.
See? I

[lilley]

Well my parents had asparagus last night for dinner, i had carrots  ;)

I was just about to use the loo my dad used not an hour ago, im now glad i read this as i will be transferring to the upstairs loo instead!  :P

Thanks guys, could be very useful!!

Back soon
James

[lilley]

8-) much better!  ;D

[flyboy 28]

There's a pill out there that makes your poo smell like cinnamon rolls. Doesn't taste like cinnamon rolls, I bet.

[Romulus111VADT]

There's a pill out there that makes your poo smell like cinnamon rolls. Doesn't taste like cinnamon rolls, I bet.

Sounds like ole Bill Engvall-

Then we got my dog, Duke, he's a basset hound. Duke's the perfect dog, yeah! He eats his own turds! Perfect dog right there. Goes outside to poop, cleans it right up! You can't teach that. That's just a gift. Best part is, my wife doesn't know he does it. She loves to let that dog lick her face! That's why we never have an argument. She starts climbing on top of me, and I'm like, "Duke! Mama needs some lovin'!"

I took Duke to the vet 'cause he eats his own turds, and I asked the vet, "Isn't that unusual?" and he says, "No, a lot of dogs do that. Just take some of this powder here, sprinkle it on his food and it'll make him stop." I said, "What's it do?" He says, "It makes his turds taste bad." "I'm sorry, Doc, did you just say 'it will make his turds taste bad'?" Let me tell you something, if you've stooped to eating turds, you've never uttered the phrase, "Oh my God! This is nasty!"

[Fozzer]

...strange... ...!

No one has mentioned the embarrassing after effects of consuming Brussel Sprouts, yet... ...!

Paul.... ...!