Lawyer sues dry cleaners $67 Mil over lost pants

[dcunning30]

Even thought the dry cleaners says they have his pants, the lawyer who claims the pants is valued at $800, is going ahead with the $67,000,000 lawsuit.  He's claiming "mental suffering, inconvenience and discomfort."



http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=3119381&page=1

[ATI_7500]

OMG, will someone just kill 'em all?


Lawyers - humanity's cancer.

[Craig.]

Bjorn. You grab the tank I'll pay for the petrol and we'll go eliminate them all.

[ozzy72]

I think we should gather all the lawyers, put them in a field and bomb the b*stards! Attributed to the late Kenny Everett RIP

[ATI_7500]

Bjorn. You grab the tank I'll pay for the petrol and we'll go eliminate them all.

If Ozzy gets the ammo, I'm gonna be in!  :D

[expat]

He needs $67 million because, "He's suing for 10 years of weekend car rentals so he can transport his dry cleaning to another store". What the +'#% is he renting, a gold plated Bugatti Veyron!!!  

Matt

[TacitBlue]

I say we put them all on a desert island, and just leave them there. If they survive fine, if not, oh well.

[ozzy72]

Hey I've got a great idea (and it'll sort out those animal lib loons as well). Lets use all the lawyers for animal testing and save the little bunnies and monkeys! I'd love to pour experimental shampoos and stuff into lawyers eyes and use them for experimental medicines to see if they cause things like human balloons and stuff 8-) 8-) 8-)

[matt2190]

Hey I've got a great idea (and it'll sort out those animal lib loons as well). Lets use all the lawyers for animal testing and save the little bunnies and monkeys! I'd love to pour experimental shampoos and stuff into lawyers eyes and use them for experimental medicines to see if they cause things like human balloons and stuff 8-) 8-) 8-)

Thats a great idea.

[JSpahn]

Teachers cannot teach due to lawsuits, doctors cannot practice medicine either, our kids have to wear full body armor in order to ride a bike, caution HOT on the side of a coffee cup thanks to lawyers & for the most part every good or service price is inflated thanks to lawyers.

I agree first place them on an island, then place cameras all over the island, make sure resources are limited and put it on network TV(BBC for the brits), we can all watch them fight it out. 8-)

[TacitBlue]

[smiley=smiley_up.gif] Now theres a reality show that I might actually watch!

[JSpahn]

now that reality!

[john_uk]

if ozzy, craig and bjorn all chip in with petrol, tanks and ammo, il supply the tea and cucumber sandwhices for a good old brit lunceon

[matt2190]

I agree first place them on an island, then place cameras all over the island, make sure resources are limited and put it on network TV(BBC for the brits), we can all watch them fight it out. 8-)

You will probably end up getting sued.

[Mushroom_Farmer]

A real judge would award him only a baby's pacifier and a nanny to change his diaper and give him a good pat on the back to relieve himself of the backed up gas in his tummy.