"She's eccentric, she's herself and she never hurts anybody," she told the London newspaper The Guardian in December 2005.
Except maybe the DRUNK DRIVING TWICE!
"It upsets me that she gets taken advantage of, but I think we've all learned to deal with it."
Translation: "We let her get away with it..."
And now Paris is trying to get Ah-nuld the Governator to keep her out of jail.
Video: Paris Hilton calls on Governor Schwarzenegger to save her from going to jail.
Just proves money doesn't automatically make you a fit parent.