I generally don't use paper napkins at home, and in general I do reasonably well putting the food into my mouth, so no great waste there...
But if she can "make #2" and use only 1 square of TP afterwards, I want to know what she's eating. That's just not freakin' possible for a normal human being. I suppose if one is bulimic.... oh dear, was that out loud?
Rather than come up with some sort of "toilet paper law" (how the hell do you enforce that?), she ought to have bidets installed in her home(s) and start a campaign to make them more popular in this country.
I used to rent an apartment with a bidet and although it creeped me out at first, I grew to like it... perfect for the aftermath of those Mexican-food-and-tequila binges...

BTW: good to hear from you, Commoner!
