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Postby commoner » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:08 am

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Re: OH shit!

Postby PsychoDiablo » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:19 am

ONE SQUARE! :o
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Re: OH shit!

Postby Theis » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:30 am

Nice to see that you're back! :)
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Re: OH shit!

Postby beaky » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:05 am

I generally don't use paper napkins at home, and in general I do reasonably well putting the food into my mouth, so no great waste there...
But if she can "make #2" and use only 1 square of TP afterwards, I want to know what she's eating. That's just not freakin' possible for a normal human being.  I suppose if one is bulimic.... oh dear, was that out loud?

Rather than come up with some sort of "toilet paper law"  (how the hell do you enforce that?), she ought to have bidets installed in her home(s) and start a campaign to make them more popular in this country.
I used to rent an apartment with a bidet and although it creeped me out at first, I grew to like it... perfect for the aftermath of those Mexican-food-and-tequila binges... ;D



BTW: good to hear from you, Commoner! ;D
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Re: OH shit!

Postby bok269 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:29 am

Agree with rottydaddy.  Simply can't be done.  Using one sqare provides a number of challenges.
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Re: OH shit!

Postby expat » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:24 pm

Agree with rottydaddy.  Simply can't be done.  Using one sqare provides a number of challenges.



It is easy. Fold said square in to four. Tear out the corner that is the middle of the square. insert finger through hole the full length of said finger. Keep small piece that was torn out, you will need this later. Do your paperwork as required. Holding the outside of square with finger through it with your other hand, withdraw finger wiping "foreign bodies" off at the same time. Now use small piece torn out to clean under your fingernail  ;D

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Re: OH shit!

Postby dcunning30 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:41 pm

BTW, sorry for the duplicate post.

But anyway, she said her ideas were at the
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Re: OH shit!

Postby TSC. » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:44 pm

[quote]But anyway, she said her ideas were at the
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Re: OH shit!

Postby Souichiro » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:51 pm

I hope they really make big squares then.....


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Re: OH shit!

Postby bok269 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:13 pm

[quote]BTW, sorry for the duplicate post.

But anyway, she said her ideas were at the
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Re: OH shit!

Postby beaky » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:53 pm

BTW, sorry for the duplicate post.

But anyway, she said her ideas were at the  earliest stages of development!  Earliest stages?  What sort of flexing of brainpower did she use to come up with 1 square-per-sitting?  LOL!!!!!!


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Re: OH shit!

Postby Saitek » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:19 pm

These global warming nut freaks. Totally stupid and I think very immature.
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Re: OH shit!

Postby BAW0343 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:14 pm

I see a loop hole,  1 piece per visit? Use one piece, walk out (may be embarrassing if not done right  ::) ) then walk back in and use another, repeat until done  ;D


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Re: OH shit!

Postby commoner » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:37 am

Hi all...never been away ..just been keeping quiet and keeping a fatherly eye on you all..... ;)

Nice to see some new posters enjoying SimV and giving some input. :)

 As for the one square rule......anybody like to volunteer for the job of watching over her "ablutions"...make sure she sticks to the rules-- ;D ;D ;D....commoner
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