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Postby Tom... » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:47 pm

   * Go to Google.com

   * Click on Maps.

   * Click on get Directions.

   * From New York,New York

   * To Paris,France.

   * And read line # 23.
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Re: What happens if i cant swim

Postby expat » Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:59 pm

Same thing for any transatlantic route you put in. Seems like someone at Google was bored or has a sense of humor. Probably bored. Humor is frowned on in the work place, may offend someone and then that would cost $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ;D

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Re: What happens if i cant swim

Postby PsychoDiablo » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:23 pm

LOL! ;D ;D Same thing if you type in London, England
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Re: What happens if i cant swim

Postby a1 » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:25 pm

Google seems to always have something hidden once in a while. ;D
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Re: What happens if i cant swim

Postby Alonso » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:39 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D It's in spanish also!!!!


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Re: What happens if i cant swim

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:09 pm

In Dutch it just says: De Atlantische Oceaan oversteken. Which means: Cross the Atlantic Ocean. Doesn't say how to do it.......

I guess you can walk.....

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Re: What happens if i cant swim

Postby murjax » Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:14 pm

This is what you do if you can't swim. You build this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transatlantic_tunnel   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Have fun building it  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What happens if i cant swim

Postby expat » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:31 am

In Dutch it just says: De Atlantische Oceaan oversteken. Which means: Cross the Atlantic Ocean. Doesn't say how to do it.......

I guess you can walk.....

Crash ;)


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Re: What happens if i cant swim

Postby Saitek » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:13 am

What happens if you can't swim?
a) learn to swim
b) learn to row
c) get in touch with some illegal immigrant - they're good at these things. :o
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Re: What happens if i cant swim

Postby Omag 2.0 » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:34 am

Take a plane!  ;D
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Re: What happens if i cant swim

Postby Craig. » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:57 am

If you want to get to Birmingham you have to swim to france first them cross the english channel and take the longest possible route through Britain to get here.
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Re: What happens if i cant swim

Postby H » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:26 am

Nothing relative to it happens if you don't go near the water.
If you do, you'll either float or sink -- either way, you'll be all wet.


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Re: What happens if i cant swim

Postby NDSP » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:57 am

This is what you do if you can't swim. You build this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transatlantic_tunnel   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Have fun building it  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Ill bring the spoons, you bring the bucket... ok? We can be done getting out act together by lunchtime

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Re: What happens if i cant swim

Postby ATI_7500 » Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:24 am

Call Jesus and hitch a piggyback ride on him over the pond.  ;D
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Re: What happens if i cant swim

Postby Jakemaster » Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:09 am

LMAO!  I really like the estimated travel time: 29 days, 7 hours
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