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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby Fozzer » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:35 am

I could make those marrow bones into a lovely, tasty broth, with added vegetables, accompanied by a crusty, buttered French stick, and a nice glass of Australian "Jacob's Creek"....

...it's what I do with old bones... ;)...!

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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby Wing Nut » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:57 am

y'all are weird :-P


It's only here at SimV that we could take an archeaological find of great significance, not to mention an ageless sign of love and devotion, and turn it into animal sex and necrophelia... ;D
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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby Fozzer » Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:05 am

y'all are weird :-P


It's only here at SimV that we could take an archeaological find of great significance, not to mention an ageless sign of love and devotion, and turn it into animal sex and necrophelia... ;D


..not to mention a tasty meal...
..with added vegetables, etc... ;)...!

Paul... :P...!
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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby expat » Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:50 am

So the rumour that you like girls who plait their armpit hair to hold up their stockings is true then Matt? :o ;D


Shortly after meeting my girlfriend/wife I showed her the wonders of Lady Shave.


y'all are weird :-P


It's only here at SimV that we could take an archeaological find of great significance, not to mention an ageless sign of love and devotion, and turn it into animal sex and necrophelia... ;D


Whilst I agree that we do manage to twist threads around with great ease here at Sim V, I think that "an ageless sign of love and devotion" is something that his wife would probably not agree with being as she was probably murdered (they found an arrow still in he) so that he could get his leg over in the after life :o

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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby Fozzer » Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:13 am

So the rumour that you like girls who plait their armpit hair to hold up their stockings is true then Matt? :o ;D


Shortly after meeting my girlfriend/wife I showed her the wonders of Lady Shave.


y'all are weird :-P


It's only here at SimV that we could take an archeaological find of great significance, not to mention an ageless sign of love and devotion, and turn it into animal sex and necrophelia... ;D


Whilst I agree that we do manage to twist threads around with great ease here at Sim V, I think that "an ageless sign of love and devotion" is something that his wife would probably not agree with being as she was probably murdered (they found an arrow still in he) so that he could get his leg over in the after life :o

Matt


..a bit of "Leg-over-in-the-afterlife" is something which I'm sure we would all hope for... ::)....

...but, being a "Heathen/Unbeliever", I doubt very much if that is going to 'appen.... :'(...!

..Bugger... :(...!

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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby ATI_7500 » Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:28 am

I think some dude in A.D. 764 dug them uo by accident and then put their bodies into a position like that for entertainment lol.


Hahaha!

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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby PlutonianEmpire » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:58 pm

So the rumour that you like girls who plait their armpit hair to hold up their stockings is true then Matt? :o ;D


Shortly after meeting my girlfriend/wife I showed her the wonders of Lady Shave.


y'all are weird :-P


It's only here at SimV that we could take an archeaological find of great significance, not to mention an ageless sign of love and devotion, and turn it into animal sex and necrophelia... ;D


Whilst I agree that we do manage to twist threads around with great ease here at Sim V, I think that "an ageless sign of love and devotion" is something that his wife would probably not agree with being as she was probably murdered (they found an arrow still in her) so that he could get his leg over in the after life :o

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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby Wing Nut » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:57 pm

The found an arrow in his HEAD too!  :o
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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby expat » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:09 pm

So the rumour that you like girls who plait their armpit hair to hold up their stockings is true then Matt? :o ;D


Shortly after meeting my girlfriend/wife I showed her the wonders of Lady Shave.


y'all are weird :-P


It's only here at SimV that we could take an archeaological find of great significance, not to mention an ageless sign of love and devotion, and turn it into animal sex and necrophelia... ;D


Whilst I agree that we do manage to twist threads around with great ease here at Sim V, I think that "an ageless sign of love and devotion" is something that his wife would probably not agree with being as she was probably murdered (they found an arrow still in her) so that he could get his leg over in the after life :o

Matt

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"The man, on the left, appears to have an arrow in his spinal column, while the woman has an arrow head in her side."

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby expat » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:10 pm

The found an arrow in his HEAD too!  :o



The bad news is that we just found your husband dead, the REALLY bad news is................................

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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby PlutonianEmpire » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:30 pm

So the rumour that you like girls who plait their armpit hair to hold up their stockings is true then Matt? :o ;D


Shortly after meeting my girlfriend/wife I showed her the wonders of Lady Shave.


y'all are weird :-P


It's only here at SimV that we could take an archeaological find of great significance, not to mention an ageless sign of love and devotion, and turn it into animal sex and necrophelia... ;D


Whilst I agree that we do manage to twist threads around with great ease here at Sim V, I think that "an ageless sign of love and devotion" is something that his wife would probably not agree with being as she was probably murdered (they found an arrow still in her) so that he could get his leg over in the after life :o

Matt

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"The man, on the left, appears to have an arrow in his spinal column, while the woman has an arrow head in her side."

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Matt

Jeez.. Seems like they were executed mid-hug.  :'(
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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby Wing Nut » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:43 pm

I must have read it wrong... :P
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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby expat » Sun Feb 11, 2007 5:05 am

So the rumour that you like girls who plait their armpit hair to hold up their stockings is true then Matt? :o ;D


Shortly after meeting my girlfriend/wife I showed her the wonders of Lady Shave.


y'all are weird :-P


It's only here at SimV that we could take an archeaological find of great significance, not to mention an ageless sign of love and devotion, and turn it into animal sex and necrophelia... ;D


Whilst I agree that we do manage to twist threads around with great ease here at Sim V, I think that "an ageless sign of love and devotion" is something that his wife would probably not agree with being as she was probably murdered (they found an arrow still in her) so that he could get his leg over in the after life :o

Matt

Got a link?


"The man, on the left, appears to have an arrow in his spinal column, while the woman has an arrow head in her side."

Link

Matt

Jeez.. Seems like they were executed mid-hug.  :'(


A bad case of coitus interuptus  ;D

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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby ATI_7500 » Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:19 am

A bad case of coitus interuptus  ;D


Yeah, and if she outlived him, she also had her benefits from rigor mortis. ;P
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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby expat » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:07 pm

A bad case of coitus interuptus  ;D


Yeah, and if she outlived him, she also had her benefits from rigor mortis. ;P


Now we are really at the bottom of the barrel  ;D ;D

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