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And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby Wing Nut » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:06 am

Locked in an eternal embrace

This is incredible!  While not too scientifically significant, this has got to be one of the greates archeaological finds of all time.  I can't believe that after all time, they are just going to split them up like that, though.  If they had any decency, they would respect the dead and keep them like they found them.  Study, yes...  Move and examine, yes...  But they should NOT be disturbed while doing so...  >:(
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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:11 am

Still it could have been worse they could have been found in some position out of the Kama Sutra ;D ;D ;D
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Postby RitterKreuz » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:13 am

It is the oldest known case of coyote ugly... reports indicate that the man died of blood loss while trying to gnaw off his own arm  ;D
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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby ATI_7500 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:41 am

reports indicate that the man died of blood loss while trying to gnaw off his own arm  ;D


...because she said "let's marry and have kids".

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Postby Fozzer » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:55 am

...have you noticed that there is an extra set of bones at the bottom of the photograph... :-?....

Maybe the Wife, or Husband of one of them, who caught them "At it"... :o...!

...either that, or it's a Stone-Age "Three-some"... ::)...?

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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby expat » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:35 am

...have you noticed that there is an extra set of bones at the bottom of the photograph... :-?....

Maybe the Wife, or Husband of one of them, who caught them "At it"... :o...!

...either that, or it's a Stone-Age "Three-some"... ::)...?

Paul... ;D...!



Stone-Age three-some works for my fantasy.................said too much already :-X

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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:27 am

So the rumour that you like girls who plait their armpit hair to hold up their stockings is true then Matt? :o ;D
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Postby TacitBlue » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:22 pm

A very interesting find. I am listening to the radio right now, and at the very moment that I began to read the article, the DJ on the radio started talking about this. :o
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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby PlutonianEmpire » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:35 am

Yeh, I'd like to know what happened to them. How long does it usually take to determine age and causes of deaths of skeletal remains?
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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:17 pm

You can just imagine the report "Cause of death - sexual exhaustion" ;D
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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby Akula. » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:19 pm

You can just imagine the report "Cause of death - sexual exhaustion" ;D


i seem to recall a joke including two pensioners, death by sex, and an ice cream truck...
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Postby flymo » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:51 pm

they should be given the dignity we give out dead, left to rest in peace! surely by carbon dateing the rest of the findings they can get an setimate to the age of the couple

i say let them rest... no jokes... respect the dead!
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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby Wing Nut » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:20 pm

You can just imagine the report "Cause of death - sexual exhaustion" ;D


i seem to recall a joke including two pensioners, death by sex, and an ice cream truck...



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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby Jared » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:03 am

y'all are weird :-P
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Re: And you thought YOUR wife liked to cuddle!?

Postby visualchaosfx » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:52 am

I think some dude in A.D. 764 dug them uo by accident and then put their bodies into a position like that for entertainment lol. Hey there wasn't that much to do back then other than watchin people die and eating. They didn't have a flight simulator lol ;D
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