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Postby Craig. » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:56 pm

BOISE, Idaho - Two employees of the city's ice skating rink have been fired for making a midnight fast-food run in a pair of Zambonis. An anonymous tipster reported seeing the two big ice-resurfacing machines chug through a Burger King drive-through and return to the rink around 12:30 a.m. on Nov. 10. The squat, rubber-tired vehicles, which have a top speed of about 5 mph, drove 1 1/2 miles in all.

The Zamboni operators, both temporary city employees whose names and ages were not released by Parks and Recreation Department, had to negotiate at least one intersection with a traffic light on their late-night creep from Idaho Ice World.

"They were fired immediately," said Parks Department Director Jim Hall. "We're pretty sure it was just the one time. When we interviewed them, they didn't seem to be too concerned about it. I don't think they understood the seriousness of it."

Hall said neither the $75,000 Zambonis nor their $10,000 blades appeared damaged, but the city could charge the employees with operating an unlicensed motor vehicle on a public street.


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Re: only in america

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:08 pm

The dumba$$es could've ran there faster-and burned off some of the fat from the Whoppers to boot.  
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Re: only in america

Postby Saitek » Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:18 pm

Exactly M-famer. ::) 3/4 of a mile to the burger place? I suppose they did it for the larks more than anything else - unless they were just down right lazy.
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Re: only in america

Postby Jakemaster » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:43 pm

Jeez, talk about lazy!  And charging them with driving an unlicensed vehicle?  That's kinda absurd ::)
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Re: only in america

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:46 pm

Cool. ;D
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Re: only in america

Postby RichieB16 » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:10 pm

That is...AWESOME!!!  If I had access to one I'd totally go for a joyride.   :D
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Re: only in america

Postby beefhole » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:39 pm

And charging them with driving an unlicensed vehicle?  That's kinda absurd ::)

I'd disagree, lest we forget these vehicles have spinning blades of death underneath them ;)

And indeed, only in America.  Haven't heard of any zamboni drving Brits in quite a while... ;D
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Re: only in america

Postby flyboy 28 » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:44 pm

Coulda jogged faster than they drove. ::)
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Re: only in america

Postby BFMF » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:33 am

Can't say us Idahoins aren't original.... ;D
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Re: only in america

Postby expat » Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:32 am

Jeez, talk about lazy!  And charging them with driving an unlicensed vehicle?  That's kinda absurd ::)


You would not think so if they had hit a car driven by a member of you family. Uninsured, no licence, who would have paid for all the damage and heartache.  

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Re: only in america

Postby Politically Incorrect » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:08 am

What do you expect they are from Idaho  ;D
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You would not think so if they had hit a car driven by a member of you family. Uninsured, no licence, who would have paid for all the damage and heartache.


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Re: only in america

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:00 am

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Re: only in america

Postby Chris_F » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:29 pm

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You would not think so if they had hit a car driven by a member of you family. Uninsured, no licence, who would have paid for all the damage and heartache.
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Re: only in america

Postby eniranjanrao » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:58 am

The guys should have controlled their urge it gets a lot of guys in trouble.
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Re: only in america

Postby Wing Nut » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:45 am

They were probably racing them...  :)
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