The best place for beer...

[Saitek]

Staffordshire police were terribly obliging.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staf ... 115272.stm

[Craig.]

ever seen a station full of grown men cry?

[Fly2e]

Quick,

let's go to that basement,
unscrew the plumbing,
insert mouth!  ;D

[Saitek]

LOL! I bet you they took some home.

Why oh why they couldn't have had an auction and given the proceeds to charity or some good cause I don't know.

[Triple_7]

Thats what we call alcohol abuse around here

There had to have been some taken home...who would honestly dump all those perfectly good bottles down the hole without sneeking a few into a lunchbox or coat

[Franky_4_Fingers]

The best place for beer? In my fridge!  ;D

[eno]

Severn Trent said it could not be poured into the drains

So aren't the loos in the police station attached to the drains then?

Also ..... even if drunk it ends up down the drain .... all be it in a slightly more diluted state.  ::)

[flymo]

i bet the judge did  a careful examination and tests of some of the wines and spirits collected and decided they had to be destryed via himself.....

i think they should keep it for the station christmas party myself...good night bad morning

john

[commoner]

The best place for beer? In my fridge!  ;D

......disagree....in my Tummy-tum-tum............commoner

[Fozzer]

...this is where I keep mine....



...just prior to consumption.... ...!

Paul....HIC!.... ....!

[Hagar]

...this is where I keep mine....

...just prior to consumption.... ...!

Paul....HIC!.... ....!

And here's me thinking you'd gone on the wagon Paul. You've been telling porkies again.

[Fozzer]

And here's me thinking you'd gone on the wagon Paul. You've been telling porkies again.

...it was a miserable day outside...
...I had a lovely Sunday dinner on the go...
..My Piper Cub's engine was performing beautifully...
...Mr. Sainsbury's Wine Department was beckoning...
...so I thought...

What the heck...
...life is too short for all this bleedin' alcohol denial malarkey  ;D...!

Paul.... ...!

I'll pack it in again, tomorrow...
...maybe...perhaps......!

[commoner]

...this is where I keep mine....



...just prior to consumption.... ...!

Paul....HIC!.... ....!

...yummy.......to wash down the  Bertolli and Corned Beef sarnies ...with pickled beetroot added...........mmm..... even more yummy................commoner

[Fozzer]

...you noticed my frozen Corned Beef tin, Comm... ...!

Always a good tip....

Keep the unopened tin chilled in the 'fridge, so that when you finally peel it open, the chilled Corned Beef slices thinly, perfectly without crumbling... ...!

Corned Beef sandwiches (with English mustard) go down very well with John Smith's Extra Smooth...
...trust me... ...!

Paul... ...!

...always keep your corned beef in the 'fridge.. Doctor's orders...(cheaper than Viagra)... ...!

[commoner]

..lol..Trust you Fozz..........'course I trust you Still prefer good old beetroot in sweet vinegar though.......mmmm..... heavenly............commoner