The best story ever!!!! You gotta read this!

[Souichiro]

Somehow Free Willy comes to mind  :P

[Woodlouse2002]

Ouch. I hope he didn't try to stand up too suddenly when he found out.

[ozzy72]

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

[Craig.]

think of the bragging rights you could have from that situation though.

[alrot]

Ouch Ouch hay, hay ,hay ,hay...

[Woodlouse2002]

think of the bragging rights you could have from that situation though.

All of which are instantly nullified when it's pointed out (again) that you got you knackers trapped in a deckchair.

[beaky]

"Beach balls"... that's a pun, right?

I think I'd demand an icepack and some grease before I let anybody within a yard of my "bits and pieces" with a saw of any kind.
    :-/

[beaky]

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

No; first it would be:
Toiiinnnngggg..... SLAP!!

What a dolt... this one is a classic.
Always important to have "the boys" "safetied" before falling asleep anywhere...

[expat]

What about being asleep and an inquisitve animal happens to pass by, a squirrel for example  :o

Matt

[Wing Nut]

They 'slipped between the slats...'

Yeah, right.  They 'slipped in'  

[T-103]

[quote]"I think I'd demand an icepack and some grease before I let anybody within a yard of my "bits and pieces" with a saw of any kind.

[Romulus111VADT]

[quote]What about being asleep and an inquisitve animal happens to pass by, a squirrel for example

[cspyro21]

Ouch!!  :o

[Politically Incorrect]

Thoughts of even sitting on a wood chair naked just tells you it is a bad idea.
Don't know what must be most embarrassing for the guy, the fact the story said his balls got stuck, or the fact that they shrunk small enough to fit between the slats??  ;D