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Postby Wing Nut » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:39 am

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?  ;D
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Re: Thought for the day...

Postby eno » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:47 am

Scratch and sniff  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Thought for the day...

Postby TSC. » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:36 am

How do they know they don't need a second flush??  :o :o

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Re: Thought for the day...

Postby Saitek » Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:22 am

There is a program on Radio 4 in the UK and it is called Thought for the day. It is always a religous bit, with someone (usualy a religous leader) giving some encouragement or something - lasts about 5 minutes.
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Re: Thought for the day...

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:30 am

[quote]How do they know they don't need a second flush??
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Re: Thought for the day...

Postby born_2_fly » Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:06 am


They feel?


:-X ;D LOL!

There a website with loads of questions like this : http://www.bored.com/crazythoughts/index.html
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Re: Thought for the day...

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:36 pm

Ozzys thought of the day "Never try and clear a blocked nose with dynamite" ;) ;D
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Re: Thought for the day...

Postby Ecko » Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:52 pm

Yeah, and what is it with them blind people always walking the dog.. ::) ;)
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Re: Thought for the day...

Postby TSC. » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:17 pm

Yeah, and what is it with them blind people always walking the dog.. ::) ;)

LOL  ;D ;D

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Re: Thought for the day...

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:24 pm

Thoughts that are hurting my head:

Would it be possible to make a sail powered aeroplane?
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Re: Thought for the day...

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:25 pm

Why don't fish rust? ;D
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Re: Thought for the day...

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:28 pm

Why don't fish rust? ;D

Cause they're 316 grade stainless. ;)
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Re: Thought for the day...

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:41 pm

Why isn't Woodie off that sodding toilet yet? ;D
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Re: Thought for the day...

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:13 pm

Why isn't Woodie off that sodding toilet yet? ;D

You really want to evict that thought from your mind less you discover the answer. Ain't pretty. ;D
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Re: Thought for the day...

Postby Chris_F » Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:21 pm

PS not to make fun of blind people.

Why so concerned about hurting the feelings of a blind person?  Do we get a lot of blind people on this board?

(hint: think about it...)
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