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Postby ozzy72 » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:30 am

I've just been watching the lunchtime news here and they announced that a Japanese firm have made ladies knickers that have a GPS tracker built into them so husbands know where their wives are. Surely it'd be better to have a remote control instead? ;D
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Re: Madness in Japan

Postby expat » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:31 am

I've just been watching the lunchtime news here and they announced that a Japanese firm have made ladies knickers that have a GPS tracker built into them so husbands know where their wives are. Surely it'd be better to have a remote control instead? ;D



Or a chain  ;D

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Re: Madness in Japan

Postby Chris_F » Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:06 pm

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Or a chain
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Re: Madness in Japan

Postby cspyro21 » Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:07 pm

How about a trustworthy wife wiht a GPS, remote control and chain that are already 'installed'? ;D
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Re: Madness in Japan

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:08 pm

All very well, but can the gps unit tell whether the lady is still wearing the knickers?
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Re: Madness in Japan

Postby Chris_F » Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:13 pm

All very well, but can the gps unit tell whether the lady is still wearing the knickers?

Good point.  And even if it could:

"The bad news is I don't know where she is.  The good news is that I know she's not wearing her knickers."
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Re: Madness in Japan

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:14 pm

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Good point.
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Re: Madness in Japan

Postby beaky » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:12 pm

All very well, but can the gps unit tell whether the lady is still wearing the knickers?


Precisely. They had a much better idea back in the day...

Guaranteed to stop all but the village blacksmith. ;)


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Re: Madness in Japan

Postby Omag 2.0 » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:54 am

You know YOU are in big trouble when all your boxers are replaced by ladies undies... and the misses remains silent...  ;D
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Re: Madness in Japan

Postby expat » Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:43 am

You know YOU are in big trouble when all your boxers are replaced by ladies undies... and the misses remains silent...  ;D



I wonder how water proof the GPS unit is, or are they wear and throw away knickers  ;D

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Re: Madness in Japan

Postby Saitek » Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:05 am

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Re: Madness in Japan

Postby expat » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:49 am

This thread is getting worse...



Don't you mean soiled  ;D

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Re: Madness in Japan

Postby born_2_fly » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:11 am

Don't you mean soiled  ;D



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Re: Madness in Japan

Postby Hagar » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:20 am

21st Century chastity belt. :D

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Re: Madness in Japan

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:27 am

Are they a pair of your undies Doug? ;D
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