Never Mind Esselbach... He's in Iraq now anyways so he won't be able to do much harm now to you anyways.... Just watch out for any yank F-15's for a while...
The one you should really watch out for Is Katahu... A.K.A. The Doc..
Last thing I heard he was looking for a new test-subject for some kind of sedative... And we all kinda decided that the next one who'd present themsellf as new would be the test-subject.... You my friend are the lucky one...
Don't forget to pick up your straightjacket with me the next time... It's a requirement...
Last but not least, Welcome to the Nuthouse!
We hope you enjoy your many visits here....
Cheers
Soui

P.s. about the spanking part..... Oh OZZY!!! gotta new customer!