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Re: anybody moose hunt??

Postby Jimbo » Sun Oct 08, 2006 3:56 pm

Ive heard it all now
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Re: anybody moose hunt??

Postby TSC. » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:54 am

i am going on a moose hunt with a 92 year old lady that cant walk so i am kinda restricted about where we can go so i need some help on how to attract a cow moose cause she only has a cow tag not a bull tag. thanks guys

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I think this can officially be called the weirdest post I've read in 2006. (Not counting DrGoodfly & his 12yr old ho).

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Re: anybody moose hunt??

Postby Flt.Lt.Andrew » Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:24 am

Hahahahahha.....I actually laughed out loud at that, TSC. So true!

This gets my WTF seal of approval....

Still, leads actually try and help...what's the deal with this?


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Re: anybody moose hunt??

Postby BFMF » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:34 am

Get an M82 Barrette .50 cal sniper rifle, that way you don't need to worry about range. Just don't shoot at something farther than you care to walk ;D
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Re: anybody moose hunt??

Postby beaky » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:14 pm

 
Is there a possibility that you misshead moose for mouse when this lady suggested hunting? ;D



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Re: anybody moose hunt??

Postby Overspeed » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:40 pm

get in a tree, give the lady a bazooka and tell her shoot at everything that moves...

PS- just stand behind her though... :P
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Re: anybody moose hunt??

Postby Akula. » Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:31 pm

Just place some moose-bait in a clearing, mine the bleeding hell out of the immediate surroundings, and watch  ;D
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Re: anybody moose hunt??

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:29 pm

Is the lady a scottish lady?

If so she'll expect you to set a moosetrap.

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You'll catch a moose in no time.

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Re: anybody moose hunt??

Postby Saitek » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:55 pm

Lol! So true Woody so true! ;D
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Re: anybody moose hunt??

Postby beaky » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:33 am

Is the lady a scottish lady?

If so she'll expect you to set a moosetrap.

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You'll catch a moose in no time.

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Re: anybody moose hunt??

Postby Polynomial » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:00 am

we dont have moose on the loose in Australia . . plus our gun laws suck
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Re: anybody moose hunt??

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:52 am

There's a moose aloose aboot this hoose!
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Re: anybody moose hunt??

Postby Fozzer » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:43 am

.."Oh, you think you are so clever..."....;Image


"But you dont catch me with that old trick!"....;)...!

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Re: anybody moose hunt??

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:45 pm

Morris the Moose. pt.2  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: anybody moose hunt??

Postby TacitBlue » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:12 pm

Wait, wait. Is this lady
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