Fozzer this one is for you!

[Sir_Jon]

Aye Doug, I didn't say I wasn't a lazy bugger

LOL !

[Woodlouse2002]

The moral of this thread is, never, ever try and correct other peoples spelling and grammar.

[Mushroom_Farmer]

But the inference was that he rites proper English all the time, two!

Umm...err.......that should be "too", meaning "also". Not two, which is a numeral.......

[Woodlouse2002]

Umm...err.......that should be "too", meaning "also". Not two, which is a numeral.......

Fortunately some people here like taking the piss somewhat when it comes to spelling in threads such as this. Which leads me to say that in the first three words of your post "err" should have a capital letter as should "that" as both follow full stops.

[Mushroom_Farmer]

Fortunately some people here like taking the piss somewhat when it comes to spelling in threads such as this. Which leads me to say that in the first three words of your post "err" should have a capital letter as should "that" as both follow full stops.

Actually, no. The ellipsis indicates something is left out but doesn't change the nature of the sentence.
Now my use of the ellipsis isn't properly executed, but it still doesn't require any capitalization.

[Felix/FFDS]

Umm...err.......that should be "too", meaning "also". Not two, which is a numeral.......

It should have been, but I chose not to.

Anyhow, our dear Fozzer knows how to write rightly within his rights, and according to the rites of his choosing, too!

[H]

It should have been, but I chose not to.
Anyhow, our dear Fozzer knows how to write rightly within his rights, and according to the rites of his choosing, too!

I just made a comment about your patience... sometimes the humor is lost right over their heads. They haven't reached the rite of passage, I guess.

8)

[expat]

Matt do you mean commas? A comer is either;
1) One that arrives or comes: free food for all comers.
2) One showing promise of attaining success: a political comer.

Beware English teachers who are awake and sober... for a change

See, spell checkers are only good if you know the correct spelling to select the incorrectly spelt word correctly::)

Matt

[Hagar]

See, spell checkers are only good if you know the correct spelling to select the incorrectly spelt word correctly::)

Matt

That's what I keep telling everyone.

Umm...err.......that should be "too", meaning "also". Not two, which is a numeral.......

A play on words. One of the more subtle forms of comedy. Unfortunately, if you can't spell you miss the joke.

[Rifleman]

That's what I keep telling everyone.

A play on words. One of the more subtle forms of comedy. Unfortunately, if you can't spell you miss the joke.

Spot on, Doug.........any joke which needs to be explained, loses the humor very quickly........

[Felix/FFDS]

Spot on, Doug.........any joke which needs to be explained, loses the humor very quickly........

 I guess I shall refrain from any more feeble attempts at humor.