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Re: New to Sim-V?

Postby Theis » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:48 am

Mr. Katahus men will deliver it to the door, and, if they find you and your wife too silly, they will assist you to get them on! ;D
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Re: New to Sim-V?

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:38 am


3. Please check your spelling and grammer GRAMMAR unless you are the kind of people who knows very little english English. If you do know english English enough to write a book then there is no reason to +yp3 l!k3 +]-[!$. Believe me when I say "we have a lot of strict spell checkers around here". Well, not that many though, but they are strict. ;D
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Take note:

With the recent outcropping of "newbies" i think we need a general post to help them accomedate ACCOMODATE to the unusual atmosphere of Sim-V. So i have included some simple tips to help you out.  ;D

1. Hang around for awile A WHILE and learn how we talk, the personallity PERSONALITY here is unlike any other.

2. For your first, lets say, 10-15 posts, keep it simple. Ask questions, general comments, ect etc. But dont DON'T try and give us info sutch SUCH as "Use this to.." "post here so..." usually we will know alot A LOT more about FS than you and your telling us info we have found as general knowledge, not how you want to start your stay in the nuthouse  ;D

3. As i said we probly PROBABLY know alot A LOT more about flying (unless your a pilot), Flightsim, Editing files for FS, and sometimes general computer knowledge. Use this new found tool and ask question, opinions on products, or even what planes we prefer to fly in FS. Its a great place to get usefull USEFUL info and have a good time.

4. once you have been here a little while (maby MAYBE 50-100 posts) we will now get to know you and your personality better and maby MAYBE poke fun at things you say in a good way, congrads CONGTATULATIONS youve YOU'VE been accepted into the culture and your input about new products (stuff released in the past week or two) will be more readly READILY accepted as valid  ;)  However if you find we keep refering REFERRING to your posts and useless or air-headed, ask how you can improve.

5. Rember REMEMBER this is a VERY cultrually CULTURALLY diverse forum with MANY diffrent DIFFERENT points of view, so arguments can be started easy. That is why we usually restrict politics and religion. The one thing everyone here has in common is they all like FS. Rember REMEMBER use your new found forum home as a great utility and scource SOURCE of info ;D

I hope this helps and anyone elce ELSE have any other ideas to help out the new people in our forum?

oh yea!  ONLY post a topic in ONE section, unless your absolutely shure SURE its relevant in both areas, and even then try to refrain from doing it.


...if anyone spells "sure" as "shure" just one more time... ;)...!
...and definitely NO MOBILE 'PHONE SPEAK... >:(...!!

It's fantastic to have an on-line spell checker installed in my Firefox Browser...;)...!
(I use it all the time before I post, hopefully with not too many errors...;)...!

LOL... ;D...!

Paul....Roast Beef and Yorkshire pudding for dinner today... 8)...!

P.S. ...Sorry BAW...it's just your spelling of "sure" that triggers it all off....LOL... ;D...!
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Re: New to Sim-V?

Postby Theis » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:49 am

LOL!!! ;D ;D

Busted, huh Paul? ;D
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Re: New to Sim-V?

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:03 am

LOL!!! ;D ;D

Busted, huh Paul? ;D




.....It's fantastic to have an on-line spell checker installed in my Firefox Browser...;)...!
(I use it all the time before I post, hopefully with not too many errors...;)...!

LOL... ;D...!



Thanks, Lads...;)...!

I did say...".....not too many errors"....LOL... ;D...!

LOL...!

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Re: New to Sim-V?

Postby H » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:03 am

Take note: ...if anyone spells "sure" as "shure" just one more time... ;)...Sorry BAW...it's just your spelling of "sure" that triggers it all off....LOL... ;D...!
He's using a shure microphone, Foz. We just can't hear him... fortunately. :-X

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Re: New to Sim-V?

Postby FridayChild » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:12 am

Don't forget "guages" for "gauges", "to" for "too", "tea for two", "horses for courses".
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Re: New to Sim-V?

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:25 am

Don't forget "guages" for "gauges", "to" for "too", "tea for two", "horses for courses".
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...and remember not to rember... ;)...!

...and tell CT Joyce not to "poast" things....(Avatar)...;)...!

LOL... ;D...!

Paul... ;)... 8)...!
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Re: New to Sim-V?

Postby Mees » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:37 am

I have a better idea:

Valued Members Keep A Big Mouth Shut, When They Get Resident They Can Give An Opinion :P
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Re: New to Sim-V?

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:47 am

I have a better idea:

Valued Members Keep A Big Mouth Shut, When They Get Resident They Can Give An Opinion :P


LOL...!

"Valued Members" should be shot on sight...!

LOL...LOL...LOL... ;D...!

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Re: New to Sim-V?

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:50 am

Ehm Mees, if valued members have to shut up, how can they ever become resident?

Crash ;)

PS Paul you started as a Valued Member too. Luckily nobody shot you then, right?
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Re: New to Sim-V?

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:07 am

Ehm Mees, if valued members have to shut up, how can they ever become resident?

Crash ;)

PS Paul you started as a Valued Member too. Luckily nobody shot you then, right?


LOL...!

If I remember correctly, (it was a very long time ago!), I tried to post reasonably sensible/comical messages to slowly build up my post count without annoying anyone...
...which is what we used to do in the good-old, early days of Sim-V... ;)...!

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Re: New to Sim-V?

Postby eno » Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:47 am


LOL...!

If I remember correctly, (it was a very long time ago!), I tried to post reasonably sensible/comical messages to slowly build up my post count without annoying anyone...
...which is what we used to do in the good-old, early days of Sim-V... ;)...!

Paul... ;D...!


Now he doesn't care about annoying anyone and rightfully so  :P :P ;D ;D ;D
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Re: New to Sim-V?

Postby Mees » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:15 am

Ehm Mees, if valued members have to shut up, how can they ever become resident?

Crash ;)

PS Paul you started as a Valued Member too. Luckily nobody shot you then, right?



Just tell us we're right, and say of eveything, ooh yea, yea ur right!

As for the PS, Paul is a member from a previous generation, the shot on sight rule wasn't there yet :P
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Re: New to Sim-V?

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:01 am


.....As for the PS, Paul is a member from a previous generation, the shot on sight rule wasn't there yet :P


...I used to just devour them whole, head first, then... ;)...!

I'm just waiting for all the neighbour's annoying School kids to come home from School at this very moment....
...dug a big hole ready for them... ;)...!

Tee-Hee...!

Paul...I love little Children...>:(...!

LOL... ;D...!
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