For those of you who chat with the unknown....

[Craig.]

What about a hump bridge connecting two rather large chalky cliffs?

you name one and I shall gve it my seal of approval.

Woody, Cliftons been done, lets face it, ever since the tunnel was put in to stop jumpers landing on cars, its just been pointless

[Woodlouse2002]

lets face it, ever since the tunnel was put in to stop jumpers landing on cars, its just been pointless

Thats why you quit was it?

[H]

If someone starts asking for details make up some fun stuff like you are a 17 tonne, bright green hermaphrodite from Alpha Centurai...

And have all the alien seeking, abduction hopefuls, out-of-this-world/head/body/life adherists converging on you?

8)

[cspyro21]

And have all the alien seeking, abduction hopefuls, out-of-this-world/head/body/life adherists converging on you?

8)

To be honest H I'd rather have that lot converge on me than paedophiles etc

[H]

To be honest H I'd rather have that lot converge on me than paedophiles etc

Let me correct, then:
And have all the alien seeking, abduction hopefuls, out-of-this-world/head/body/life adherist pedophiles converging on you?


And may you safely make it to 113, respecting and respected.

8)

[cspyro21]

Let me correct, then:
And have all the alien seeking, abduction hopefuls, out-of-this-world/head/body/life adherist pedophiles converging on you?

Now that wouldn't be good.....

[expat]

[quote]P.S. A copy of my Birth Certificate can be produced upon demand....
Please enclose a

[Woodlouse2002]

5 quid and a can of John Smiths Original, that is very cheap for sending a stone tablet through the post Fozzer

Matt

That was to cover the postage and packaging on the John Smiths.

[expat]

That was to cover the postage and packaging on the John Smiths.

Please enclose a

[Woodlouse2002]

[quote]


Please enclose a

[beaky]

5 quid and a can of John Smiths Original, that is very cheap for sending a stone tablet through the post Fozzer

Matt

OOff!! That was vicious! poor Foz must be reeling; I'll rush to defend him as soon as I'm done laughing...!!

Good one, ex.

[FLYING_TRUCKER]

Excellent read Dave

As for us, the old girl and I give out very little information on line.
We do not use online banking or answer annoying surveys by phone or mail.
The banks know if they want to talk to us they have to make an appointment, we do not talk business over the phone or by computer.

As for trespassers and solicitors they never come near the place, and, if they did I have a picture of the late  "Mother in law" on the door.
That is guaranteed to stop a whole army.

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug

[TacitBlue]

T'was a good read Dave. I know I've given out enough info for someone to find me, but I'm not that worried. I can defend against bodily harm, and I wouldn't think of giving out financial info or anything like that. Besides, I think I'm a little old to attract the pedos.

I was just thinking, wouldn't it be funny if two pervs set up a meeting each thinking the other was a young kid?

[H]

I was just thinking, wouldn't it be funny if two pervs set up a meeting each thinking the other was a young kid?

Not if you think a little further about it, Tacit, and they realized who the other was. They'd probably start their own crime team.
As far as age/victim is concerned, do the names Bundy and Dahmler mean anything to you? We're not just talking loose stability and morals; these are locked in reverse, twisted and inside out bad ones!
Nobody's entirely safe.

[Katahu]

Even if I did accidentally give out details of where I lived, the perps would have a hard time surviving me as I have had military training on how to use an M16 and I have experience with syringes. In addition, my brother can kick /-\55 [literally].