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Postby Craig. » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:20 am

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060628/ap_ ... t_exposure
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Re: oh to be on a jury

Postby Willit Run » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:01 am

If I was on this Jury I would have been thrown out.  They would have to have picked me up off the floor from laughing so hard.  I wouldn't be able to hold it in!!!!! ;D

 What an idiot!!
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Re: oh to be on a jury

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:28 am

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Re:Oh to be on a jury, with a pump action whatsit!

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:37 am

ROFL... ;D...!

Good-on-you, Craig... ;D...!
Excellent...!
Fantastic...!

How do you locate these amazing, comical snippets of news...?

The World is full of curious Dorks...;)...!

LOL...!

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Re: oh to be on a jury

Postby Ecko » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:21 am

LOL! ;D
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Re: oh to be on a jury

Postby glennlcasey » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:25 am

lol oh my!!!!

i remember hearing about this one on fark.com, where i go for my daily what the? news
Go Do that VooDOo that You Do So Well!

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Re: oh to be on a jury

Postby Jakemaster » Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:22 am

Talk about inappropriate office conduct :o
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Re: oh to be on a jury

Postby flyboy 28 » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:14 pm

Dr. S. Edward Dakil, a urologist called as an expert witness, repeatedly prompted laughter from the jury when discussion turned to the penis pump. Dakil defended use of the device after defense attorney Clark Brewster said it was an out-of-date treatment for erectile dysfunction.

"I still use those," Dakil testified.

Brewster paused.

"Not you, personally?" he asked.

"No," Dakil responded as jurors laughed. "I recommend those as a urologist."


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Re: Re:Oh to be on a jury, with a pump action what

Postby Craig. » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:16 pm

ROFL... ;D...!

Good-on-you, Craig... ;D...!
Excellent...!
Fantastic...!

How do you locate these amazing, comical snippets of news...?

The World is full of curious Dorks...;)...!

LOL...!

Paul...;D...!

Hi Mr Fozzer.
It was on yahoo's front page ;D
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Re: oh to be on a jury

Postby beaky » Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:22 am

Our tax dollars at work...  ::)

I don't buy this judge's story any more than the Pakistani inmate's light-bulb story (see other thread)...  ::)
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