One night after a drunken 2 person party until the wee, wee hours of the morning. A candle that had been left burning had finally burnt down and caught some nearby paper on fire. The living room was starting to burn and in comes our hero, Pepe the toy Chihuahua.
Pepe seeing his home on fire decided he didn't want his scrawny little butt BBQ'ed. So he proceeds to bark to no avail. He runs into the bedroom where the last signs of life were one hour before when the woman got up and put her PJ's on and collapsed back into a drunken sleep. Pepe starts jumping on the bed trying to wake them up. Finally Pepe notices something, he lunges forward and , "Chomp"!
The man sets up and sees his living room on fire. He gathers his wife up and runs out into the front lawn. He suddenly realizes he's totally butt naked standing in his front lawn. He runs back into the house and grabs a blanket. As he ran back outside, his wife noticed Pepe clamped down on her husbands wiener, dangling there scared to death. She squatted down and was trying to calm Pepe and get him to release his death grip on her husband.
Across the street was a busy body old lady. She was quite intent on the goings on at her notorious neighbors house. She noticed her neighbor squatting in front of her apparently naked husband in a blanket. Her arms and head were making some very suspicious and provocative motions. Then it dawned on her, "Well, those Perverts!" She called the law.
About the time the fire department showed up, so did the police. The fire dept. had good news. House was only slightly damaged due to in home sprinklers. Police had bad news. They were under arrest for lewd and lascivious behavior in public. The couple were quite surprised and tried to explain. Only to get the old, "Tell it to the judge".
Because of the fire, the officer had to take them to the hospital to be checked out. Woman was perfectly fine and other than a very swollen wiener, so was the man. The officer questioned the doctor (with no knowledge of the lewd and lascivious charges), the doctor reported the badly swollen wiener and that it appeared to have bite marks that were not human in origin, but appeared to be made by a small animal, The cop started laughing and asked if the bite marks could have been done by a Chihuahua. The doctor replied, "Most definitely!"
The cop returned them home and the old neighbor lady was quite upset that nothing was done. She stormed over and started to berate the cop. He tried to explain and the woman wouldn't hear of it. The man finally in an attempt to prove it. Opened up the blanket and showed her. She was starring at a tapped up very swollen wiener. She had come face to face with the villain of our story, "Frankenwiener"!
The old lady passed out and the cop almost fell down laughing. ;D
True story....
