Is it just me...

[elite marksman]

or is this guy a flipping moron?
www.johnellis.com/home.html

Can anybody tell me what in God's name this guy is talking about?

" Osmosis in trees and plants STOPS when it's raining and starts again when it's DRY! Using the water to make ordinary ice     cubes, though the ENERGY is still there, it only expresses itself, and osmosis only occurs, when it's not raining. Water processed TRULY nature's way (God's way if you will) is "programmed" to respond this way. This is the water our Lord and nature wants you to have!"

The only thing I got from this is the he states that osmosis cannot happen when it's raining, which is the most absurd thing I've heard in a long time.

Give me about 3 hours and a chemistry textbook and you've got yourself a few tons of swiss cheese.

Or maybe I'm just crazy... You tell me.

[Mobius]

Gobbledey-gook.

ANY LAB will tell you, many other health promoting activities can't work without the ELECTRONS found in CHARGED WATER because OXYGEN levels have dropped to as low as 8%, in today's water molecules, they are SMALLER and CAN'T HOLD the additional donor ELECTRONS (from OXYGEN) needed to make them work!! As a result, VIRUSES and BACTERIA are mutating out of control... CAUSING almost ANY problem you can name!

Just putting OXYGEN into water does NOTHING (unless you are a fish)... the molecules must first be extended USING A PATENTED METHOD OF EXPANSION AND CONTRACTION OF THE WATER MOLECULES SEVERAL TIMES/MINUTE TO CONSUME OXYGEN, WHILE TAKING ON DONOR ELECTRONS! Our patented method EXPANDS TODAY'S WATER MOLECULES... so they can take on more donor electrons! It's logical that most products are activated by the ELECTRONS in WATER, since YOU are 75% water (blood is 94%) it's these ELECTRONS that make a product work!

What the....?

Read the "Experiment" section and see who wrote the letter.  It's Chuck Yegiar, the first man to fly faster than the speed of stupid.

My corn, in the news article, was 22ft. tall with ears over 2 feet long!

Oh boy, I think I know what's in that water.

A problem I had for 12 months stopped immediately!

If that testimonial doesn't convince you, I don't know what will.

The same water was in my hot tub for 3 years!

Oh man, this is just too much.

All for a small minimum of $1,500!

This really made my day, great find elite, good thing we've got hard working people (who are all made of electrons) working on machines like this, so we can all have a better life.  Oh boy, if I cared enough, and had the time, I think I could disprove just about everything he says in that article.  Maybe someone should tell him a great source of electrons is a bolt of lighting, then give him a golf club and a bottle of water.

[Omag 2.0]

I especially like the little text on the bottom of the pages... says it all...  ;D

Todays H2O-molecules are different than before...  ??? He must be joking right? Idiots...  ;D

[elite marksman]

I showed an ad this guy put in PopSci a few months ago to my Chem teacher. It said something about the hydrogen bond angles changing, when she saw it, she almost hit the floor laughing.

"Using the water to make ordinary ice     cubes, though the ENERGY is still there, it only expresses itself, and osmosis only occurs, when it's not raining"
Probably just be being stupid again, but what the hell does osmosis have to do with ice? And my favorite thing to do... I interpret the above to mean that you can only get energy from water when its not raining, so what the heck is your machine going to do, you just told me to go live in a desert!
As a side note, humans (and all other vertebrate) are incapable of extracting energy from water, we simply use water to carry soluable nutrients from our stomach to where they are needed.

[Tweek]

"Using the water to make ordinary ice     cubes, though the ENERGY is still there, it only expresses itself, and osmosis only occurs, when it's not raining."

Am I right in thinking that he's trying to say "Osmosis only occurs when it's dry, when the water has energy"? In fact... I can't actually understand that sentence!

He says osmosis only happens when it's dry... well, it works both ways Mister... Of course it happens when it's raining... Surely that's when it happens faster? Fool.

And water molecules are smaller, eh? You mean, they just shrunk? Or have we now got some special HO water instead?!

I better buy this electron charged water or whatever the hell it is! IT MITE MAEK ME GUD!!!!!

[Katahu]

:-/

[Scorpiоn]

Maybe English isn't this guy's first language.  I hope so, 'cause I can't understand him either way.

PS: Oh, and another thing - this is water god's way.  What do we drink if we're Atheist?

[beefhole]

PS: Oh, and another thing - this is water god's way.  What do we drink if we're Atheist?

Don't need to worry about what we're going to drink, becuase we're going straight to hell anyway

[Radopilot]

Don't need to worry about what we're going to drink, becuase we're going straight to hell anyway

*peep*

By the way Katahu, could you please give that guy some 'specialized' maramalade injections?

[Scorpiоn]

Molten lava sounds good.

I heard hell isn't all that bad actually.  I present exhibit A to the jury:




And cheap to boot!

[Katahu]

*peep*

By the way Katahu, could you please give that guy some 'specialized' maramalade injections?

*Katahu slaps on his latex gloves*

[MattNW]

or is this guy a flipping moron?

Probably not. The real moron is the idiot who'll pay $1,500 to buy the stupid machine.


[quote]Once in awhile we receive calls from people that question

[Radopilot]

Who here thinks the practice of tar and feathering scam artists should be revived?

Aye!!!!

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

[Woodlouse2002]

[quote]Molten lava sounds good.

I heard hell isn't all that bad actually.