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If you've commited a crime recently...

Postby Mobius » Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:04 pm

...please file a report:

http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm

;D

P.S. Mods, if this is in the wrong place, feel free to move it, I promise I won't get angry and yell. ;)
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Re: If you've commited a crime recently...

Postby TacitBlue » Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:20 pm

I arrested myself, but then accused myself of police brutality. I knew I should have let myself off with a warning.  :P
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Postby Scorpiоn » Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:35 pm

Put any firearms or other potential weapons out of reach.

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Re: If you've commited a crime recently...

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:43 am

I just tripped myself on the stairs.... ouch ;D
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Re: If you've commited a crime recently...

Postby Saitek » Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:12 am

lol - good one. ;D
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Re: If you've commited a crime recently...

Postby flyboy 28 » Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:32 am

"I am under arrest. I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I question myself. If I cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent me, if I wish one, before I question myself. If I decide to make a statement, I may stop at any time."


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Re: If you've commited a crime recently...

Postby BFMF » Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:35 am

Is this a joke... ???
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Re: If you've commited a crime recently...

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:05 pm

Is this a joke... ???


It is... ;D ;D


I arrested my self for having left the toilet seat up... ;D ;D
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Re: If you've commited a crime recently...

Postby Corsair Freak » Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:33 pm

I ate %99 of a bag of chips and then put the bag back in the cupboard.
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Re: If you've commited a crime recently...

Postby BFMF » Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:57 pm

It is... ;D ;D


I just read it through....

lol ;D
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Re: If you've commited a crime recently...

Postby Katahu » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:09 pm

I accuse myself of not shining my boots in the past few days. ;D
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Re: If you've commited a crime recently...

Postby Saitek » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:23 pm

I ate %99 of a bag of chips and then put the bag back in the cupboard.


There are plenty of folks in our house that are guilty of that.
Or leaving one square of toilet paper left so they don't have to change it.  ;D
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Re: If you've commited a crime recently...

Postby congo » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:10 am

[quote]Or leaving one square of toilet paper left so they don't have to change it.
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Re: If you've commited a crime recently...

Postby Politically Incorrect » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:30 am

I just sexually assulted myself :-[
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Re: If you've commited a crime recently...

Postby Mobius » Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:44 am

I just sexually assulted myself :-[

Errrr....I don't think we needed to know that. :-/ ;D ;)
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