I like Dick Cheney!

[ozzy72]

Okay time to start making pigeon/lawyer jokes
What do pigeons and lawyers have in common? The sh*t all over everything!

[flyboy 28]

What do pigeons and lawyers have in common?

They are both low forms of life, scavenging for whatever they can to get ahead?

[Brett_Henderson]

They end up everywhere.. whether they're wanted or not..

[Souichiro]

From the Rowan Atkinson live shows...

Looters Pillagers(?) Thieves and Lawyers into that corner...

The French? Are they here? Yes, You can sit there in the corner with the Germans as I'm sure you'll have plenty to talk about

So great!

They could invite Silvio as the cabaret! Last week he was Napoleon, this week Jesus    

Now there's someone with an identity crisis.....

[dcunning30]

The way I see it is like this:

Everyone hates lawyers, until they need one.

[Omag 2.0]

Q: What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.

Q: What's the difference between God and an attorney?
A: God doesn't think he's an attorney.

[Saitek]

I'm telling you Kris looked those up and copied them for this thead - cos I found them too!

[Omag 2.0]

Squealer!  :P  ;D  ;D  ;D

[The Ruptured Duck]

Lol  I love the irony.  

Gun control.  HA!

[Katahu]

Well, according to the news, the White House is getting hammered by critizism over this delayed-report.

This never surprised me at all. I never liked politics. Too much headaches and it's a waste of aspirin. Besides, I don't have enough aspirin in stock. I'll have to order some more from SimV Pharmaceuticals Inc.

[dcunning30]

Yea it really is ridiculous.  Maybe it was a slow news day:

Press to McClellan:  How dare you not report to us immediately that Cheney accadentally peppered a fellow hunter!  How dare you!!!!!

McClellan to press:  Get a life!  Sheesh!

[Katahu]

Yea it really is ridiculous.  Maybe it was a slow news day:

Press to McClellan:  How dare you not report to us immediately that Cheney accadentally peppered a fellow hunter!  How dare you!!!!!

McClellan to press:  Get a life!  Sheesh!

The press has nothing better to do. That's why I stopped watching the news. You only hear good news [like charities] for about 1 minute. After that, it's all about critizism.

[BFMF]

The media always focuses on the negative side of events

Not that there's anything positive about the vice president shooting a friend while hunting, but still

[Katahu]

Not that there's anything positive about the vice president shooting a friend while hunting, but still

Hey, I've seen accidents worse than that. One time, I volunteered to help a team of movers transfer a supply of brake pads for a car company [I think it was Dodge]. I was pulling a cage loaded with box-loads of brake pads [believe when I say those things are heavy] down an incline while a moving truck was parked just behind me.

Ok, think about it. Me pulling a half-ton cage down an incline [with a friend holding the other side] with a parked truck behind me and that truck had its mechanical loading ramp fully extended [but still locked in the UP position]. Again, think about it. What do you think happend to me seconds later?

All I can say is this:

I made a mistake that nearly costed me perminently. Lesson learned: Never PULL a half-ton cage while going down an incline at all.

So, I can safely say that I know how Cheny feels.

EDIT:

This happened a few years ago before I graduated high school.

[Hagar]

I made a mistake that nearly costed me perminently. Lesson learned: Never PULL a half-ton cage while going down an incline at all.

So, I can safely say that I know how Cheny feels.

Your logic escapes me there Kat.

According to Auntie Beeb the victim has suffered a minor heart attack. You saw it here first folks. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4714264.stm