Fozzers Central Heating System...
1/2 cup of porridge oats.
1-1/2 cups mix of water and milk.
A pinch of salt to taste.
Slowly simmer for 5 minutes, stirring continually.
Empty into a pre-warmed bowl.
Stir in milk and sugar to taste.
Enjoy...and remember it's good for you, in-expensive, and much cheaper than calling in the Central Heating Fly-Boys with expensive boilers, radiators and pipe-work....
...and endless cups of tea...
...trust me..

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Paul...always up for a sensible, practical reply...

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