The most unanswered question of all time

[Souichiro]

I really think the most unanswered question regarding poultry would be:

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Think about that

My answer is..There was no chicken..I ate the egg

[TacitBlue]

OR there is no egg, I fried the chicken.

[|| Andy ||]

[quote]Want to have a real chuckle. Soak some bread in like Vodka or some other booze. Then let a rooster eat it. They get really drunk really fast and are hilarious to watch.

[Bombardier101]

Or.. give a lot of bread to pigeons.. their stomach explodes when they eat too much bread..

That's just plain cruel

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Don't start me on that d:omned question!


There are many different reasons the chicken crossed the road.


-- Because it left it's brain there.

-- Because chickens are stupid.

-- Because it wanted to get away from the pervert

The pervert crossed the road to look at someone





Bombardier8)

[Woodlouse2002]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was in his f**king way!

[H]

The old -- and politer -- answer, Woodlouse, is:
"Because it was there."

[Politically Incorrect]

My answer is..There was no chicken..I ate the egg

Yeah but then where did the egg come from???

See it will drive you insane!!!!!!

[cspyro21]

Yeah but then where did the egg come from

See it will drive you insane!!!!!!

The egg came form the chicken which came from the egg which came from the chicken which came from the egg... oh damn!!
    Or, the egg didnt come from the chicken, it came from the hen!

[Jimbo]

Whats a Chicken...

[Politically Incorrect]

Whats a Chicken...

Don't know but I bet it taste like it.

[Mynameisnemo]

Lol the chicken crossed the road to eat the food on the other side:

and i think i got the answer to what came first the chicken or the egg:
*puts on scientists coat*

The zygote cell is the only place where DNA mutations could produce a new animal, and the zygote cell is housed in the chicken's egg. So, the egg must have come first.

nemo..... unsure of what has just happened.......

[Souichiro]

Yeah but then where did the egg come from???

See it will drive you insane!!!!!!

For the record....

I AM insane...[size=0.5]Just a bit!!![/size]

The egg was formed out of stuff from the air..  There was no chicken yet!

[Katahu]

The Chicken Theory:

uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................

[jordonj]

Newton Chicken : Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket!

NT Chicken : Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.

OS/2 Chicken : It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.

Win 95 Chicken : You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ...chicken.

Mac Chicken : No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.

Bill Gates : I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads AND balance your checkbook, although dividing 3 by 2 will get you 1.4999999999.

Microsoft Chicken (TM) : It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.

Java Chicken : If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets!)

C Chicken : It crosses the road without looking both ways.

C++ Chicken : The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.

VB Chicken : USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)

OOP Chicken : It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

Assembler Chicken : First it builds the road ...

Delphi Chicken : The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.

Web Chicken : Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

Gopher Chicken : Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.

Lotus Chicken : Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!

COBOL Chicken :
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM
0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1
UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

[jordonj]

The Bible : And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Moses : Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has crossed the road and that the chicken that crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation.

Buddha : If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.

A Nun : It was a habit.