The most unanswered question of all time

[ozzy72]

I know why the pervert crossed the road

[Jared]

I thought everyone knew that. The chicken crossed the road to show the hedgehog & the rabbit how to do it without being flattened.

lol, Doug gets my vote here..

[Sytse]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Erm... because it felt like it?
Hmmmm... do chickens really feel like doing thinks at all??  :-[

[Jakemaster]

The chicken crossed the road to get away from the farmer trying to shoot it.

Farmer:  Darn it, why did I have to do free range!

Have you seen that simpsons episode where they go to a dude ranch

Cookie: Free range my ass!  Tonight your gonna be swimming with some matzoh balls.

[Souichiro]

As a Diversion for the Bank robbery which took place in the neighborhood..

Apperantly it worked

[beaky]

No, no, you're all wrong. The chicken crossed the road to see a man laying bricks.

[flyboy 28]

Fourty two.

Gar! You took my answer!!

[H]

It never made it across the road: a truck sped through and the chicken was instantly tarred and feathered*.
*more or less

[Saitek]

No, no, you're all wrong. The chicken crossed the road to see a man laying bricks.

That's a nice one!

[GeForce]

I know why the pervert crossed the road

I wonder why nobody has commented on this yet?

[Romulus111VADT]

I wonder why nobody has commented on this yet?

Fear of the answer.....  ???

[H]

Fear of the answer.....  ???

Not really... just hoping he'll stay there -- or get run over by that truck!

[Wingo]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it has no brain, and thought it had left it on the other side of the road

[Politically Incorrect]

I really think the most unanswered question regarding poultry would be:

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Think about that

[H]

I really think the most unanswered question regarding poultry would be:
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Think about that

The optomist's simple answer to that is, "Yes."
The pessimist's simple answer to that is, "No."