Please read the rules

[ATI_7500]

Afroamerican citizen?

[Hagar]

Oh, you mean like Ali G. http://homepage.ntlworld.com/sjolive/ali/

PS. Welcome to da Staines Massive. You need Macromedia Shockwave to play dis game - innit.

[H]

It takes a "long" time to write out words and it is impossible to accidentally hit them into the keyboard.

I'm glad it's impossible for you. I wind up with wrong keys hit, words spelled half-backwards, the beginning of one sentence ending with that of another or words scrunched together (like just happened and I was fortunate to see and correct). If I don't have time to proofread, it can be really embarassing -- even then I can miss errors !!!

[Souichiro]

ALI G rules At least IMHO The time When he rapped with Mohammed Al Fayed was very Funny

[Saitek]

I'm glad it's impossible for you. I wind up with wrong keys hit, words spelled half-backwards, the beginning of one sentence ending with that of another or words scrunched together (like just happened and I was fortunate to see and correct). If I don't have time to proofread, it can be really embarassing -- even then I can miss errors !!!

Nooooooooooooooooooooo, I mean swearing! Folk in real life often "can't" help it - it's just every other word.
In writing it is totally rediculous to claim it comes or is needed!

I hope that hasn't thrown anyone else. Sorry about that H.

Cheers,

Ben

[Craig.]

It takes a "long" time to write out words and it is impossible to accidentally hit them into the keyboard

To be fair I can type out a very long post in a couple of seconds. I dont look at the keyboard, but I also dont read everything I write, so there are bound to be a couple of mistakes.
Doug your doing the ethnic thing again

[Hagar]

Doug your doing the ethnic thing again

This is serious. Do you think I need professional help?

[Craig.]

This is serious. Do you think I need professional help?

Only if you start rapping and threatening to smack someone upside the head. sorry showing my whiteness there

[Fozzer]

....Doug your doing the ethnic thing again

...as long as Robertson's Jam doesn't creep into the discussion... ... ...!
...Love it......!

As for swearing...
I can swear like a Trooper...if needs be... ...!
I can find all sorts of highly descriptive words to fit the situation... ...!
Steadies the heart-rate, and loosens the bowels...
LOL...!

...and don't ever mention "Religion" in my company...please... ... ...!
(That could instigate World War III)......!
LOL...!

Cheers all...!

Paul The Blasphemer... ...!

[ozzy72]

The world is a strange place populated by strange people, caucasians wanting to be negros, orientals wanting blonde hair, and English teachers wanting studious students.....
Can it get any more strange I wonder?
I'm off to email some of my Jamaican friends now for some more receipes

[pete]

Yeah,  thx 4 reminding us Craig.
no f*****g swearing & good grammer is absolutly nessissary.!

& anyone who isn't tollerant, prepared to give folk a 2nd chance, is welcoming to others can pee off without notice .......  

[Theis]

Nice one pete!!

[Felix/FFDS]

This is serious. Do you think I need professional help?

I think that some of us are WAY beyond professional help.

Any help coming our way will have to be spiritual...

[ozzy72]

Any help coming our way will have to be spiritual...

Or some kind of fermented liquid

[Hagar]

I'll have a nice drop of the amber nectar tonight. That should fix it.. I t'ink.