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From bird cage to dog house...

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:24 am

A parrot with a remarkably coherent line in invective has been given a private pen at a wildlife sanctuary, after swearing repeatedly at distinguished visitors including a mayor, a vicar and two police officers.
Barney the five-year-old Macaw can now be seen only on special request, like the British Library's collection of erotic books, in case he rounds on potential donors or gives a dreadful example to visiting children.
Trained by a previous owner who had a dislike of authority, he initially appeared to be a potential draw at the Warwickshire Animal Sanctuary, Nuneaton, because of his vivid blue and gold plumage and habit of saying "Thank you, big boy," when given a digestive biscuit.
But his other side was revealed when a civic party came on a tour of the sanctuary and Barney spotted the mayor's chain and a woman vicar's dog collar.
Instead of the Benedicite ("Oh all ye fowls of the air, bless ye the Lord"), he told the mayor: "F*** off," before turning to the vicar and saying: "You can f*** off too."
The sanctuary's owner, Geoff Grewcock, 55, said yesterday: "To their credit they didn't take offence and laughed it off - and luckily so did two policemen who were told: "And you can f*** off, you w**kers."
The parrot is thought to have kept up its skills, since its owner - a retired truck driver - emigrated to Spain three years ago, by watching TV after the 9pm watershed.
Mr Grewcock is now attempting a cultural reversal by keeping Barney alone in a special cage listening to Radio 4.
"At night he likes to come and sit on my shoulder and watch documentaries and the news as well," he said, "so hopefully his vocabulary should become cleaner.
"It isn't really working yet but he is a very funny parrot, with a lot of character, and he does say thank you whenever you give him a treat."

Worse than a small child for repeating what you said word for word ;D ;D ;D
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Re: From bird cage to dog house...

Postby Hagar » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:33 am

LOL I heard about this on the news this morning. According to Johnny Walker, the legendary radio DJ Emperor Roscoe had a parrot on his shoulder when he broadcasted on the pirate radio ships back in the 60s. The parrot was banned from the radio after some of the other DJs taught him some rather naughty words. Roscoe was not amused. ;)

PS. I wonder what happened to Emperor Roscoe.
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Postby beaky » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:37 am

LOL!!! And not only are they worse than kids for repeating things verbatim, I don't think they forget what they've learned; he'll just add a few non-sequiters picked up from the radio, and continue to cuss out anyone in uniform... :D!!
It's not fair that they've isolated him- parrots  love company. They should simply have mayors, cops, and clerics wear something more neutral when they go to see him. Maybe the sanctuary can keep some orange jumpsuits handy... ;D
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Re: From bird cage to dog house...

Postby Hagar » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:43 am

Well, I found out about that DJ. 8) His name is Emperor Rosko, not Roscoe & the parrot was a mynah bird named Alfie. Otherwise I got it right. ;)
http://www.icce.rug.nl/~soundscapes/VOLUME04/Rosko.html
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Re: From bird cage to dog house...

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:46 am

When I was little our priest had a Mynah bird, and it knew two phrases "God bless the Pope" and "You silly old bugger!" and it used to regularly string them together, especially when there were lots of people in the vestry ;D
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Postby Boomtown Rat » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:17 am

That's hilarious Ozzy!  ;D
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Re: From bird cage to dog house...

Postby HawkerTempest5 » Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:06 am

My parrot does not talk, but if it did I'm sure it would not be very pleasant. The b****y thing has caused hundreds of pounds woth of damage. It is a hate filled engine of destruction that I now call the dark parrot lord of the sith. As I'm typing this, he's throwing peanut shells at me. >:(
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Re: From bird cage to dog house...

Postby Hagar » Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:16 am

Hehehe. :D Sorry for laughing but that appeals to my warped sense of humour. Was it this dark parrot of the Sith that caused all the destruction to your beautiful collection of rare models Tempest? I'm surprised he's not an ex-parrot & served up for dins with a nice bottle of wine. Parrot a la Fozzer.

PS. I heard that some parrots can live as long as humans. :o
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Re: From bird cage to dog house...

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:40 am

I did make a Python suggestion to Roger the other day Doug, alas he seems to not be listening to our good advice and making it bereft of life ;D
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Re: From bird cage to dog house...

Postby HawkerTempest5 » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:39 am

Was it this dark parrot of the Sith that caused all the destruction to your beautiful collection of rare models Tempest? I'm surprised he's not an ex-parrot & served up for dins with a nice bottle of wine. Parrot a la Fozzer.

PS. I heard that some parrots can live as long as humans. :o

Indeed it was.
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He's not even a very big parrot and I don't think he'd make a very good meal. And trust me Hagar old pal, he will NOT outlive me. ;) ;D
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Re: From bird cage to dog house...

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:09 pm

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Re: From bird cage to dog house...

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:56 pm

;D ;D :D :D
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Re: From bird cage to dog house...

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:27 pm

Roger just superglue Darth Featherous beak shut ;)
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Re: From bird cage to dog house...

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:17 pm

Hmmm, I have combined two of the recent posts here to come up with a brilliant plan:

1.Kidnap that bird.
2.have him sit on my shoulder while driving
3.when I get pulled over by the police, I'll have him do the talking!
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Re: From bird cage to dog house...

Postby beefhole » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:42 pm

That's really, really funny. ;D ;D

I wish I'd said that to the cops a year and a half ago!
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