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Best News Story EVER!

Postby Hyperion2 » Mon May 09, 2005 8:34 am

RIDGECREST, Calif. - Linc and Helena Moore may have finally learned the answer to that age-old question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken doesn't know jaywalking is illegal.

Kern County Sheriff's Deputy J. Nicholson does know, however. The deputy issued a ticket on March 26 to one of the couple's chickens for impeding traffic on a road in Johannesburg, a rural mining community southeast of Ridgecrest.

The Moores arrived in Superior Court on Friday to plead not guilty to their chicken's alleged transgression. A trial was scheduled for May 16.
Nicholson has declined to discuss the matter, but sheriff's Sgt. Francis Moore said chickens on the roadway have been a problem in the community of 50 residents. Officials didn't believe it could be resolved by simply issuing the couple a warning.

"Sometimes you have to let people talk to the judge," Moore said.

The chicken's owners say they believe they were cited because they were among several people who complained that sheriff's deputies haven't done enough to control off-road vehicle riders who damage roads and create dust and noise in their neighborhood.

Sheriff's officials say that isn't so, adding they are doing what they can to keep off-roaders away from the area's homes.

"The chicken thing has nothing to do with the motorcycle thing," Moore said.


From http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u ... n_ticketed
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Re: Best News Story EVER!

Postby TacitBlue » Mon May 09, 2005 8:42 am

So, the chicken was actually issued the ticket? what if it dosnt pay, jail time?
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Re: Best News Story EVER!

Postby ozzy72 » Mon May 09, 2005 9:41 am

They probably take the chicken to KFC as a warning ;D
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Re: Best News Story EVER!

Postby Hagar » Mon May 09, 2005 9:55 am

I thnk we used have a law against jaywalkers in this country. If I'm not imagining it, the police seem to have forgotten it ever existed. I don't remember it being repealed ::)

PS. That's human jaywalkers, not chickens.
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Re: Best News Story EVER!

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon May 09, 2005 12:08 pm

Well thats police time well spent. :P

Lets go book a greyhound for speeding!
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Re: Best News Story EVER!

Postby Paz » Mon May 09, 2005 5:50 pm

When I saw "Best news story ever!" I thought they finally legalized weed or something.
Still no linked images allowed around here Paz! Naughty...
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Re: Best News Story EVER!

Postby beaky » Mon May 09, 2005 6:16 pm

What's not mentioned is that the fowl aggravated the situation by playing "chicken" with passing motorists... ;D
BTW, it was probably crossing the road to watch a man laying bricks... ;D
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Re: Best News Story EVER!

Postby MattNW » Mon May 09, 2005 8:33 pm

"The chicken thing has nothing to do with the motorcycle thing," Moore said.


Nothing to do with it? Have you ever hit a chicken while riding a motorcycle? VERY painful to say the least.  ;D
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Re: Best News Story EVER!

Postby Jared » Mon May 09, 2005 10:02 pm

LOL! Now that is getting to the point of ridiculousness...
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Re: Best News Story EVER!

Postby BFMF » Tue May 10, 2005 12:32 am

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Re: Best News Story EVER!

Postby 737NGCapt » Tue May 10, 2005 4:23 pm

They probably take the chicken to KFC as a warning ;D



That was GREAT.... original recipe or extra crispy anyone?
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Re: Best News Story EVER!

Postby Anti-Societys Snake » Wed May 11, 2005 10:41 am

I just saw this on 2 wheel tuesday, It seems the store owner is complaning about motorcycles stirring up dust and such around the area, Car do the same on dirt roads... and where the chicken plays, I'll never know.

I just read the whole story again, and it seems we have some hillbilly gold digging sterotypical sum bitches.
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