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Re: The UK General Election.

Postby C » Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:50 am

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Re: The UK General Election.

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:17 pm

Chris I think you'll find the Board are actually looking at their own rectums ;) ;D
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Re: The UK General Election.

Postby C » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:35 pm

Chris I think you'll find the Board are actually looking at their own rectums ;) ;D


For 364 days 11hrs 24 minutes an 42.5 seconds, yes... ;D
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Re: The UK General Election.

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:55 pm

Sounds like the Ministry of Dipshi... Defence!
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Re: The UK General Election.

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Sat Apr 16, 2005 5:36 pm

Is this the ministry that are going to mend defence with dehammer and denails if the monster raving loony party get in? ;D
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Re: The UK General Election.

Postby Fozzer » Sat Apr 16, 2005 5:56 pm

Is this the ministry that are going to mend defence with dehammer and denails if the monster raving loony party get in? ;D


Yep....

...In demornin'... ;)...!

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Re: The UK General Election.

Postby Craig. » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:38 am

LMAO ;D good work Woody, and Mr Fozzer.
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Re: The UK General Election.

Postby 767-300er » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:04 am

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! These people can't win, It will give GW bush a reason to invade the UK(runs!!!) :P :P :P
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Re: The UK General Election.

Postby Fozzer » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:36 am

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! These people can't win, It will give GW bush a reason to invade the UK(runs!!!) :P :P :P


LOL...!

...does he really need any excuse to invade anyone... ;)... ;D...!

"Those loony Brutish infidels are thinging of voteing for a Partification dafter than mine, we must deestroy them, my peeple"... >:(...!

Paul.....Geeessss.... ;D....!

...at least we know in advance that our Polititions are amaziingly stupid*...Tee-Hee... ;D...!

Non-Political...all in fun... ;)... ;D...!
LOL...!

* ...and we still vote the buggars in... :o... ;)... ;D...LOL...!
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Re: The UK General Election.

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:28 am

Okay who leaked my manifesto onto the net? http://www.justramit.co.uk/justramit-169.htm
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Re: The UK General Election.

Postby Hagar » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:35 am

:o If this is your brilliant idea Mark I ain't voting for you. :o

Pensioners to be harvested and ground up in huge Vats to siphon off valuable nutrients and calcium's that can be sold directly to the middle classes.


Think it's about time we formed an OAP party. That would soon sort everything out. Foz for PM..........! :D 8)
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Re: The UK General Election.

Postby Fozzer » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:07 am

Every now and again you get a sensible policy sprouted by the Politians hoping to make our lives a flippin' misery...>>>

Quote.
"Channel Tunnel to be sealed at our end."
"Trains to become free for all and to be manned only by topless models."
...etc...
Un-Quote.

....sounds a bit like the Monster Raving Loony Party again... ;)... ;D...!
...I'm all for it... ;)... ;D...!

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Re: The UK General Election.

Postby Craig. » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:35 am

Trains to become free for all and to be manned only by topless models.
hopefully not local models,  :o :o
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Re: The UK General Election.

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:49 am

Here is the head of the Ministry of Models... Miss Cupid Stunt ;D
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Re: The UK General Election.

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:00 pm

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN,BY THE SEX PISTOLS TO BE THE NEW
NATIONAL


Why not  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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