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I Wish I Was a Duck...

Postby Scorpiоn » Sat Apr 16, 2005 3:44 am

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. officials bolstered security on Thursday for a duck nursing eggs near the White House to protect her from demonstrators at a global economic summit beginning on Friday.

Officials are concerned protesters could disturb the mallard hen, who is incubating what officials say are nine eggs at the foot of a tree on the sidewalk in front of the Treasury Department and next door to the presidential residence.

"We are widening the perimeter around the duck as a precautionary measure," Treasury spokesman Rob Nichols said.

The waterfowl, who may now be one of the best-protected birds on the planet, laid her eggs on top if a mound of mulch at the foot of a freshly planted sapling over the weekend of April 2-3. Her ducklings are expected to hatch the week of April 25-29.

Meanwhile, groups protesting the meetings of members of the World Bank, the International Monetary Fund, and the Group of Seven major industrial nations have scheduled a Friday rally at an intersection, yards from the bird.

Some demonstrations at economic summits in recent years have turned into violent confrontations between police and protesters. Tens of thousands of anti-globalization demonstrators shut down a 1999 international trade ministers meeting in Seattle, and protests disrupted World Bank-IMF meetings in Washington in 2000.

But demonstrations at gatherings of world economic policy makers have dwindled in size and rowdiness since the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks, and security has tightened. Organizers said protesters were likely to number in the hundreds this weekend.

Even so, workers on Thursday afternoon erected a second line of metal crowd-control barriers about 10 feet outside stanchions already in place to keep gawkers at arm's length from the duck.

The bird spends her days nibbling mulch around her, dozing in the spring sunshine, or feathering her nest. Every evening at dusk, she covers her eggs and leaves for about 15 minutes to feed, a Treasury official said.

Decision-making about the duck's safety was closely guarded.

"We don't comment on security matters," Nichols said.


Reports suggest Bush is asking Congress for a 21 billions dollar budget for "duck related defences". :P ::) ;D ;)
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Re: I Wish I Was a Duck...

Postby Fozzer » Sat Apr 16, 2005 4:49 am


Reports suggest Bush is asking Congress for a 21 billions dollar budget for "duck related defences". :P ::) ;D ;)


Well, we all know that he's completely "quackers"... ;)... 8)... ;D...!
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Re: I Wish I Was a Duck...

Postby Omag 2.0 » Sat Apr 16, 2005 4:56 am

LOL!

I think we should send Clipper - Simv's duckman - that way!

Long live the duck!

Ha!



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Re: I Wish I Was a Duck...

Postby Fozzer » Sat Apr 16, 2005 5:03 am

LOL!

Long live the duck!

Ha!

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Re: I Wish I Was a Duck...

Postby commoner » Sat Apr 16, 2005 5:31 am

...lol...mmm...I'm a duck lover too....I could probably manage a whole one if I had a FULL bottle of Jacob's Creek..........you can keep the a l'orange bit though....commoner ;D
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Re: I Wish I Was a Duck...

Postby ATI_7500 » Sat Apr 16, 2005 6:49 am

Quack,quack...
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Re: I Wish I Was a Duck...

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Sat Apr 16, 2005 7:38 am

Money well spent in my opinion. After all, ducks are easily the most harmless creatures on this planet.


One thing that worries me about this report though is that they call it a Mallard hen. Anyone should know that a female duck is a duck and a male duck is a drake. :P
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Re: I Wish I Was a Duck...

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:12 am

getting hungry... honey and chili duck... fried rice and a few spring rolls  ;D
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Re: I Wish I Was a Duck...

Postby Scottler » Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:15 am

I find it ironic that we have to protect a duck from the same people who throw red paint at people wearing fur...
Great edit, Bob.


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Re: I Wish I Was a Duck...

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:23 pm

He is my partner in business.  I hired him to infiltrate the perimeter and give Bush as much hell as possible.  I believe the plan also includes crapping on his crappy Caddy
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Re: I Wish I Was a Duck...

Postby TacitBlue » Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:19 pm

I find it ironic that we have to protect a duck from the same people who throw red paint at people wearing fur...


My thoughts exactly.

I wonder if these guys guarding the duck would take a bullet for it.
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Re: I Wish I Was a Duck...

Postby ATI_7500 » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:18 am

I wonder if these guys guarding the duck would take a bullet for it.


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Postby Scorpiоn » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:35 am

He's a national interest.  God bless the duck!  Erm... and the USA too! :D ;)

Fozzer, would your buddy duck-pilot appreciate such talk?  Tsk, tsk! ;) ;D
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Postby ATI_7500 » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:49 am

He's a national interest.  God bless the duck!  Erm... and the USA too! :D ;)


Yeah, yeah...and if you look at the eggs, they're red,white and blue....yadda,yadda,yadda...::)
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Postby Scorpiоn » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:59 am

The easter bunny's found the paint buckets again?  Blast!
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