.....I nip down to Croatia and buy it for about 25p a litre, oh and pick up some of their lovely Osijecko beer

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...and watch those lovely Croatian ladies pole-dancing...

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I got fed-up with the inflated petrol prices so I've converted my bike to run on methane gas from fermenting cow manure....

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I get it delivered in a trailer from my local farmer, tuppence a barrow load*..

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...200 miles per cow-pat...
...sod ESSO...

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LOL...LOL...LOL..!
Cheers all...

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Paul.
*good for the vegetable garden as well...

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Win 8.1 64-bit. DX11. Advent Tower. Intel i7-3770 3.9 GHz 8-core. 8 GB System RAM. AMD Radeon HD 7700 1GB RAM. DVD ROM. 2 Terra Byte SATA Hard Drive. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Saitek Cyborg X Fly-5 Joystick. ...and a Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower.