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Dutch do over the Brits

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:12 pm

Some of you may remember last weeks story about the necrophiliac homosexual duck observed by the Dutch scientist, well it turns out that Britain got there first, but in the typical manner blew the gig ::)

The sad tale of the Dutch homosexual necrophiliac duck last week inspired enormous interest among readers all over the world and researcher Kees Moeliker was soon fielding calls from the United States, Canada and a radio station in Belfast.
EducationGuardian.co.uk has also elicited news of equally shocking behaviour in a British bird - recorded many years before the journal article that gained Dr Moeliker his coveted Ig Nobel prize for his discovery of the first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard (anas platyrhynchos).
That most respectable journal, British Birds, reported in 1987 the case of a feral rock dove (more commonly known as the pigeon) run over at a traffic crossing in Settle, north Yorkshire, on June 23 1983. "As soon as the traffic had cleared a second dove alighted by the corpse. Clearly a male, it began to 'parade' by the headless body, puffing out its chest and strutting back and forth.
"Despite receiving no response, it mounted the corpse and engaged in vigorous copulatory movements. It was so stimulated that it did not move when cars approached and a small queue of cars built up as the dove went through its energetic performance. It then flew off."
The authors, Evelyn Slavid and Julie Taylor, said they examined the corpse, which appeared to be tagged with a metal ring round its foot - evidence the bird had been bred in captivity. "It may therefore have been exhausted from racing at the time it made its fatal landing on the road."
But the real author, we can now reveal, was the research scientist Jonathan Adams, now head of the Evidence data analysis company, who says he now regrets his cowardice in not putting his name to this bizarre item.
Dr Moeliker was fascinated to hear of this earlier publication - until Dr Adams came forward he thought the only other scholarly recording of necrophilia in the bird or animal world involved an American squirrel run over by a truck.
But the Dutchman is the one who went on to gain the Ig Nobel - another example of a British research failing to follow up on an early breakthrough.
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Re: Dutch do over the Brits

Postby Fozzer » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:32 pm

Ta, Ozzy...!

It gets funnier by the minute... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Paul.... ;)....!

Ya gotta larf... ;D...!
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Re: Dutch do over the Brits

Postby Craig. » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:17 pm

LOL, i think this is one claim to fame the Dutch can gladly keep. ::)
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Re: Dutch do over the Brits

Postby Saitek » Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:22 am

Second that - and i'l keep my thoughts to myself on the subject. :-/
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Re: Dutch do over the Brits

Postby Saitek » Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:23 am

Second that - and i'l keep my thoughts to myself on the subject. :-/
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Re: Dutch do over the Brits

Postby Omag 2.0 » Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:20 am

... Well, it's still a source of inspiration! Thanks Ozzy!
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