Man pees his way out of avalanche...

If it doesn't fit .. It fits here .. - -

Man pees his way out of avalanche...

Postby Wing Nut » Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:26 pm

:o  I just had to break my self imposed time off to post this one.  It's just too good.  I guess with enough time and the right motivation, the solution to any problem will present itself!    :o  ;D

-----------------------------------------------------------------------


Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.
[img]http://www.simviation.com/phpupload/uploads/1440377488.jpg[/img]
User avatar
Wing Nut
Colonel
Colonel
 
Posts: 12720
Joined: Tue Jan 01, 2002 6:25 am

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

Postby eno » Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:42 pm

Hmmmmmmmmm there's something a bit  wet about this story  ;) ;) ;D ;D :P :P ;D ;D ;D
[align=center][img]http://www.simviation.com/yabbuploads/imaginsigeno.jpg[/img][/align]
User avatar
eno
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 6708
Joined: Sun Jan 18, 2004 12:30 pm
Location: Derbyshire UK

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

Postby Paz » Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:45 pm

 Genius! Drunken logic proves to be useful at times.
Still no linked images allowed around here Paz! Naughty...
User avatar
Paz
Major
Major
 
Posts: 1391
Joined: Sat Feb 22, 2003 3:58 pm
Location: USA

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

Postby ATI_7500 » Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:59 pm

Proven: Beer saves lives.
ATI_7500
 

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

Postby TacitBlue » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:15 pm

I think the lesson to be learned here is that everyone should include 2 cases of beer in their road emergency kit  ;D
Image
A&P Mechanic, Rankin Aircraft 78Y

Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB
User avatar
TacitBlue
Major
Major
 
Posts: 3856
Joined: Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:33 pm
Location: Saint Joseph, Missouri, USA

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

Postby Jared » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:26 pm

Well I tell you, if there was ever a time to begin drinking, I believe that was it!!! :-)
User avatar
Jared
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 9976
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2003 11:18 am
Location: Uniontown, Ohio

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

Postby Ben_M_K » Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:02 pm

LOL ;D ;D
Now that some clever booze drinking! :)
Ben_M_K
 

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

Postby raz » Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:11 pm

behold the power of beer
raz
 

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

Postby Spitty42 » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:11 pm

What a hero beer companies could make millions off him
Was here, now gone....
User avatar
Spitty42
2nd Lieutenant
2nd Lieutenant
 
Posts: 62
Joined: Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:10 am
Location: Wellington, New Zealand

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

Postby jordonj » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:30 pm

Well, you know what they say:

avalanche is better than no lanche at all! ;D
Last edited by jordonj on Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:30 pm, edited 1 time in total.
My first flight in a 172 on August 20, 2004
Image

Doing the right thing is more important than doing the thing right. (P. Drucker)

When all think alike, then no one i
User avatar
jordonj
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 5314
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:40 pm
Location: Michigan

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

Postby spirit1flyer » Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:36 am

weird  ;D
Red alert!!
Red alert!!
User avatar
spirit1flyer
2nd Lieutenant
2nd Lieutenant
 
Posts: 147
Joined: Sun Jul 11, 2004 6:25 pm

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Jan 29, 2005 3:40 am

Those Slovaks are strange chappies sometimes, but they've got style ;D
Image
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
User avatar
ozzy72
Administrator
Administrator
 
Posts: 33284
Joined: Fri May 24, 2002 4:45 am
Location: Madsville

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:44 am

I bet he drank Duff Beer ;D :P
User avatar
Hai Perso Coyone?
Ground hog
Ground hog
 
Posts: 0
Joined: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:31 pm
Location: Rome, Italy

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

Postby beaky » Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:22 am

Ah, beer. Is there anything it CAN'T do?
Image
User avatar
beaky
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
 
Posts: 12877
Joined: Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:00 am
Location: Shenandoah, PA USA

Re: Man pees his way out of avalanche...

Postby Spitty42 » Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:58 am

Your right Rottydaddy beer can do pretty much anything. it can make women beautiful and it can make men beautiful to , if your swinging that way(or if your a gal of course).

You know what they say "beer helping ugly people have sex since 1862"

Beer!! bless it
Was here, now gone....
User avatar
Spitty42
2nd Lieutenant
2nd Lieutenant
 
Posts: 62
Joined: Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:10 am
Location: Wellington, New Zealand

Next

Return to General Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 437 guests