Wise man one day said he has!

[Omag 2.0]

Words of Insight and Wisdom



Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

"No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning."

"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"

"How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?"

I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.

The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage
disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.

I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

lol, really nice!!

[Ben_M_K]

Lol very nice but this belongs in the jokes department

Nice one though!

[Jared]

hehehe, so true! :-)

[cableguy]

The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage
disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected

So true, respect for that.  Sick and tired of people complainig, never complain myself, only to my parents