Most Useless Inventions

[Stormtropper]

Well, since the other guy posted the most useful invetions, so I'm posting this.

Here I know a few:

1.) This Japanese guy invented a mask for fishes
2.) A guy over in Cali (I think ) invented this thing where you can recharge one dead battery buy using 12 brand new batteries.

now you guys finish this off

Cheers
Jeff

[Woodlouse2002]

John Logi Baird, inventor of the television also invented the pneumatic boot.

[ozzy72]

The solar powered torch


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Translation to American:

"The solar powered flashlight"

FJR

[Wing Nut]

The Gun...  

[Hagar]

The Sinclair C5.

[Craig.]

The MOD, i suppose you could call them an invention of someones imagination

[Hagar]

The MOD, i suppose you could call them an invention of someones imagination

Just in case anyone gets the wrong end of the stick the MoD is the Ministry of Defence. A UK government department.

[Woodlouse2002]

However, I think it's fair to say that mods are next on the list.

[GeForce]

LOL I like these.

A freezer for Eskimos.
AC adapter for solar calculators.
Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.
Anklet wristwatches for contortionists.
Avalanche prevention goggles.
Battery powered battery charger.
Battery-operated nuclear power plants.
Blinker Fluid.
Braille Drivers' Manual
Braille toilet paper.
Braille tv guide.
Braille tv remote control.
Brake oil.
Breathable space suit.
Brown undershorts.
Cabin pressurization system for the Cessna 150.
Caffeine-free Diet Coke.
Camcorder with braille-encoded buttons.
Candy bars with stannous fluoride added.
Car steering triangles -- doubles as anti-theft device.
Cast iron wire.
Cat flap for the fridge.
Checkered paint.
Combs for bald-heads.
Cordless plumb line.
Dehydrated water.
Diet celery.
Digital clock-winder.
Digital computer.
Double-sided playing cards.
Downhill stairmaster.
Ejector seats for helicopters.
Electric banana straightener.
Electric dog polisher.
Extra-large bicycle clips, for use when cycling in shorts.
Fat-free Twinkies.
Felt Jumper cables.
Fine glass-crystal castanets.
Fireproof cigarettes.
Fireproof kindling.
Fireproof matches.
Flame-retardant gasoline.
Flashbulb tester.
Flavoured suppositories.
Foam rubber toothpicks.
Freeze Dried Water.
Frictionless Sandpaper.
Fur sink.
Hand-powered chainsaw.
How-to cassettes for the deaf.
Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.
Inflatable anchor.
Inflatable darts-board.
Inflatable PC -- The Ultimate Laptop!
Kickstand for a tank.
Laundromat in a nudist colony.
Leather cutlery.
Lie detectors for politicians.
Low salt brine.
Low-calorie PowerBar.
Luminous sun-dial, for use at night.
Matte finish floor wax.
Mesh raincoat.
Micro-miniature personal vibrator.
Money with negative face value.
Motorcycle seat-belts.
Muffler Bearings.
Non-intrusive alarm clock (raises a flag instead of ringing a bell).
Non-stick Cellotape.
Open Toed Safety Shoes.
Papier mache step ladder.
Parachute that opens automatically, upon impact.
Particle board tent stakes.
Reduced calorie water.
Remote control for a computer.
Remote control for a Watchman.
Reversible garbage disposal.
Rollerblade skates for peglegs.
Rubber Kleenex.
Screen door on a submarine.
Second-hand fireworks.
Self stick frying pan.
Soap Dissolver.
Solar powered flashlight.
Solar powered night light.
Solar-powered pacemakers for elderly sunbathers.
Steel-belted radial rubber bands.
Strap-on portable chairs.
Sugar coated insulin.
Sundial with glow in the dark markings.
Tire chains for motorcycles.
Trailer hitch for the Honda CVCC.
Training wheels for timid sports car drivers.
Umbrella with a skylight.
Unsinkable submarine.
Waterproof sponge.
Waterproof teabags.
Waterproof toilet paper.



Jon

[Craig.]

Braille on drive through ATM's(cash machines)

[ozzy72]

Microwave meals that claim to have a flavour
Almost any government employee who works in an office!
That NASA pen that cost millions of dollars whilst the Soviets used a pencil

[Hagar]

GATSOs aka ATC - Automated Tax Collector Static Traps. How I hate them things.

[Woodlouse2002]

Second Hand Concrete parachutes!!!

[Pinchaser...]

Tina the talking banner ad.

[Hagar]

How about a concrete canoe. (Think it's actually a kayak but they tell mie it floats.)