Ouch! Toothache...

[Wing Nut]

Well, I have been up all night with a toothache.  I am pumped full of Vicodin, and have been sucking on ice to numb it all night long.  This one ain't just going away, and if I make very little sense right now it's because I am stoned out of my gourd.  

So what kind of toothache cures do you guys know?  :)

[eno]

Well there is the cureall for everything ......... Remove head from shoulders and place in a wooden box  ;D

Loads of Ibruprofen and dont eat anything on that side of your mouth .... It works for me  ;D

cheers
eno

[Hagar]

I've been there & tried most things. The temporary cure will depend on what's causing it. Infection & abcesses can cause the most terrible pain you could imagine & the usual remedies will be no help at all. A strong painkiller usually does the trick for me. Visit the dentist as soon as possible.

[Craig.]

i couldnt find anything when i lost half my tooth, it took 3 days to get an appointment to see the dentist, and even then i didnt find anything to take away the pain.

[ozzy72]

Hmm top pain cures....
Shoot yourself (a bit messy)
Blow yourself up (a bit very messy)
Tequilla

[Politically Incorrect]

If it is from a broken tooth, or just a cavity, take some Goody's (body pain is best) or Standback powders! Pour the powder over the problem area and the pain will go away for awhile!
It doesn't taste that great but worth the relife.
I know from experiance, seems my family has been kind enough to pass on to me the joy of weak teeth. No matter how often I floss and brush I'm cavity prone! I won't have a real tooth left by the age of 40!  :'(

[Tequila Sunrise]

a piece of fine string and a door knob  ;D

never had this myself, guess I'm a lucky little sob  ;D

[Saitek]

Hmmmm.
Has been done though, but usually when they're supposed to come out.
There was that woman on the news recently who was pulling out her own teeth because she couldn't get an NHS dentist. :-/ - With her husbands pliers.
Perhaps u should pay her a visit!

Ben

[Polynomial]

sensodyne toothpaste.

[Fozzer]

...lay off all that flippin' chili, (which is slowly disolving your teeth, as well as your brain), and get some of Fozzers Sensible Food down your neck... ...!

LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Cheers Mate... ...!

Paul.

....otherwise....Craig's door knob and a length of string sounds like a good idea... ...!
LOL...!

[ozzy72]

Tequilla

[Woodlouse2002]

Give yourself a good rub down with a stonefish. Then once that pain has receeded, the toochache will seem nothing.

[Stormtropper]

Arm a stick of dynamite and put it in your mouth

or go see a dentist

or crush up a pain killer pill and put the powered pill around your aching tooth, doesn't taste too good but works for me

[Scottler]

Just thank your lucky stars you're not dealing with a kidney stone.

[Wing Nut]

Never had that, but I did have a bladder infection once where I peed blood and *something* that looked like gauze for a week.  That was pretty bad...