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Re: Fed up with my neighbors.

Postby loomex » Sun May 16, 2004 7:01 am

go to second hand stores and buy some cheap, but pricy looking stuff that he will see. Wait til he gets somethink like it .  When you see he has copied you run it over with your car, hammer it, etc. but it must look like you sent a bit of $$ on it.
There is a lot you can do if you use you imagination.
Flattery is one thing but this almost sounds obsisive-compulsive

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Re: Fed up with my neighbors.

Postby KnightStryker » Sun May 16, 2004 8:42 am

I like the painting of the house idea, but the house on the other side of me is already aqua. Not bright aqua, but aqua that has been worn down over the years and reapplied (I honestly think it is spraypaint) again and again and agian. It is the worst color I have ever seen and I really don't think I could top it (or stand to come home to a house that ugly  ;D)

I guess I could always train him. I trained his cat.
Cats, like all creatures, do from time to time have to use the bathroom. Now most (all) cats after having done #2 will scratch dirt over their droppings. This cat however is not included in the above catagory. This wonderfull little creature has evolved to the level of worshiping me. Every morning he would come over to my driveway (it is paved, not dirt) and leave me a nice little offering dead center in the middle of the path I would walk from the gate to my car. After talking to my neighbor about this more times than I care to remember I decided that something must be done. Now since I really do like all animals, I could never kill the cat, so I decided that stinging the cat would do nicely. I took out the Airsoft rifle (electric, fully-auto) and proceded to the back porch.
Cat rounds corner, prepares to leave daily offering, gets about 30 plastic BB's in the rear end at high speed.

It only took four days of this to train that cat and now it will not even come near my yard.

Anyone think this will work with the owner? hehe

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Re: Fed up with my neighbors.

Postby Jared » Sun May 16, 2004 2:41 pm

heh, heh, heh...

That's funny!

I think Ozzy's idea would work best with the bikers weird people etc....

Perhaps the SimV gang could come over?  ;D

On another note what year is the PT cruiser? What color?

My parents have a 2002 Black woodie one, as well as a 2003 Almond colored one...

Both are the touring edition with the better tiress, suspension, and the woodie has the moonroof as well...:-)

Unfortunately both are automatic... :(
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Re: Fed up with my neighbors.

Postby Polynomial » Mon May 17, 2004 7:54 am

sounds hilarious, i'd take woodlouses idea!
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Re: Fed up with my neighbors.

Postby farmerdave » Mon May 17, 2004 7:27 pm

Try not mowing your lawn for a few weeks.  When it is about knee high, mow parts of it off, but leave little shapes that aren't mowed, and spray paint the tops flurescent pink.  Then, after he copies it, mow them off immediatly.
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Re: Fed up with my neighbors.

Postby Stratobat » Mon May 17, 2004 8:09 pm

Try not mowing your lawn for a few weeks.  When it is about knee high, mow parts of it off, but leave little shapes that aren't mowed, and spray paint the tops flurescent pink.  Then, after he copies it, mow them off immediatly.


Wouldn't KnightStrykers neighbor do the same afterwards anyway?

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Re: Fed up with my neighbors.

Postby chomp_rock » Mon May 17, 2004 8:47 pm

I like Jared's idea of having the SimV "gang" come over, your neighbor would think you're weird to have such a large number of extremely diverse people at your house and stop copying you ;D Imagine how many cars (and different types of cars) you'd have outside your house if you could do that ;D

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Re: Fed up with my neighbors.

Postby Wing Nut » Mon May 17, 2004 11:30 pm

Just go up to him and say 'Say, it looks like you need a new car.  Should I go ahead and buy one so you know which one to get?"  If he doesn't get that message, he doesn't deserve to breathe...
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Re: Fed up with my neighbors.

Postby Smoke2much » Tue May 18, 2004 12:35 am

Maybe on a Trainsim forum he has posted a thread about how his annoying neigbour is copying him.

Right now, as I type, Trainsim fans could be coming up with fiendish plans to foil the evil wiles of KnightStryker LOL.
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Re: Fed up with my neighbors.

Postby Stratobat » Tue May 18, 2004 3:58 pm

Just go up to him and say 'Say, it looks like you need a new car.  Should I go ahead and buy one so you know which one to get?"  If he doesn't get that message, he doesn't deserve to breathe...


Hehehe :P

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Re: Fed up with my neighbors.

Postby Jaffa » Tue May 18, 2004 9:52 pm

Hyp....don't get it still...where's the guarentee he will do all that for you? ???

Some good ideas thrown around.
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Re: Fed up with my neighbors.

Postby Loafing Smurf » Tue May 18, 2004 11:50 pm

So what happens when the ice cream truck parks in front of your house? I bet it annoys him...lol!
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Re: Fed up with my neighbors.

Postby Saitek » Wed May 19, 2004 8:14 am

I'd say that the guy needs a trip up to the pysciatric, (however u spell that word) ward in the hospital.  ;) If I were you I'd do awkward things that he can't have or can't do. He must be really annoying though and I couldn't stand it.
In actual fact I don't know what I'd do. ::) Some ideas here on this thread anyway. ;D

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Re: Fed up with my neighbors.

Postby Blackbird971 » Wed May 19, 2004 1:43 pm

No, no Ozzy. Just get him to go broke instead.

Go borrow someone's real expensive motorhome or boat instead.
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Re: Fed up with my neighbors.

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed May 19, 2004 4:13 pm

Put your legs behind your head, sit on a mushroom and pretend to be fishing with a stick.


Then watch him try and copy you. ;D
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