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USMC Humour

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Apr 12, 2004 3:29 am

This is a true story...

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted all of his pictures that he had of her back. So the Marine did what any squared away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the photos of women, girlfriends etc. that he could find. He then mailed about 50 pictures of women (some with clothes and some without) to his girl friend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

Pure class ;D ;D ;D
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Re: USMC Humour

Postby Craig. » Mon Apr 12, 2004 3:33 am

hahahaha ;D good one, thats the way to do it
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Re: USMC Humour

Postby Politically Incorrect » Mon Apr 12, 2004 4:37 am

BURN!!!!!!!!!

That is great!! It is women like that that give all women a bad reputation!! And they say men are pigs!
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Re: USMC Humour

Postby Jared » Mon Apr 12, 2004 8:37 am

lol..that's a good one..:-)
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Re: USMC Humour

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:09 am

 ;D
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Re: USMC Humour

Postby stormy » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:25 am

Now that is priceless., love it.......... ;D ;D
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Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!
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Re: USMC Humour

Postby Smoke2much » Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:56 am

Thats an all time classic!  Cheers Ozzy.
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Re: USMC Humour

Postby pete » Mon Apr 12, 2004 11:32 am

I just hope no-one wanted any of those photos!  ;D
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Re: USMC Humour

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Apr 12, 2004 11:49 am

Well for a fee Pete.... ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: USMC Humour

Postby BFMF » Mon Apr 12, 2004 1:12 pm

LOL ;D
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Postby Scorpiоn » Mon Apr 12, 2004 6:54 pm

Never would of thought of that.

To see the look on her face... ;D
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Re: USMC Humour

Postby flyboy 28 » Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:28 am

Image Image ;D ;D


VERY FUNNY!!!  ;D ;D
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Postby Jared » Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:25 am

To see the look on her face... ;D


That would be an awesome sight! :-)
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Re: USMC Humour

Postby Scottler » Wed Apr 14, 2004 1:01 pm

LMAO!!! Oooh Rah!
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Re: USMC Humour

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Apr 14, 2004 2:03 pm

Danger ex-Marine in the thread!!!
So Scott is this guy a friend of yours? ;D ;D ;D If so tell him I want to buy him a drink, he has class ;)
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