Hagar,
Are you really serious

I cannot believe this sort of information is being issued. Geez, a three year old kiddie can get on, ride, and get off a bike.
Unfortunately, the foot in the front wheel job had a friend of mine and his father in hospital with quite serious injury. My friend was young and on the crossbar when he stuck his foot in. You can imagine the rest!!!
I am worried that when the police learn to get on and off their bikes and are let loose on the streets, this could lead to an increase in bike theft. As it would be 'in house' I suppose all resources would be diverted
to retrieving their bikes and away from real crime.
I really do despair. Do you know, we had a break-in at the Bar I run. I had a phone call from the monitoring company at 2.00am, I was on site by 2.10am. The police arrived at 6.30am (one officer). I don't know if you know the High Wycombe/Amersham/Beaconsfield/Marlow area
but he said they had only one car to cover this area.
Recently, when down at Poole, we were at a retail park, the car park overlooked the police station. I sat in the car waiting for her ladyship, we then sat and ate some lunch. total time was well over an hour and a half.
There were ten police cars on the station forecourt when we got there and when we left they were all still there. I can only think they were all out on bike training

Tony