Whats coppers?
Hi Ranger...!
...those annoying people clad in uniforms and peaked or "Cowboy" hats, wearing "shades", driving cars with flashing blue lights, who give you serious grief every time you are going about your every-day business.... >:(...!
With the following...>>
"Excuse me. Sir/Madam, would you mind spread-eagling yourself on the bonnet of my shiney Police Car while I hand-cuff you, search you for concealed weapons, drugs, or other "things" which I may suspect you of carrying about your person"...

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"This will give me great personal satisfaction, possibly resulting in an explosive orgasm, for which I thank you, Sir/Madam"....

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There you go, Mate, that just about explains it all...

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LOL...LOL...LOL..!
(..only in America)...

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...trust me..!
Paul.
Win 8.1 64-bit. DX11. Advent Tower. Intel i7-3770 3.9 GHz 8-core. 8 GB System RAM. AMD Radeon HD 7700 1GB RAM. DVD ROM. 2 Terra Byte SATA Hard Drive. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Saitek Cyborg X Fly-5 Joystick. ...and a Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower.