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Postby Squeek » Sat Dec 27, 2003 6:33 pm

dose anyone know any more aviation rules like these?

-Thou shall maintain thy airspeed lest the earth shall arise to smite thee

-Thou shall ensure enough fule for the same reason

-Forgetteth not to lower thy gear when the good earth approacheth near!
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Re: Aviation Rules

Postby russ » Sat Dec 27, 2003 11:18 pm

This sounds more like ten commandments!
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Re: Aviation Rules

Postby Polynomial » Sun Dec 28, 2003 5:37 am

or the 3!
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Re: Aviation Rules

Postby Hagar » Sun Dec 28, 2003 5:52 am

This sounds more like ten commandments!

I think that's the idea. They're rules written in the form of a "canon" or ecclesiatical law. Apparently there are more like it. I tried a quick search for < aviation canon > with no luck. Bearing in mind that Canon is a brand name for cameras & suchlike & "cannon" is sometimes mispelled "canon" you can see the problem. ???
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Re: Aviation Rules

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Dec 28, 2003 8:32 am

Thou shalt go and hide in a nuclear bomb proof bunker if thou seest an inverted Spitfire coming thine way at about four feet altitude, as THAT madman ist flying again! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Aviation Rules

Postby Smoke2much » Sun Dec 28, 2003 8:36 am

Thou Shalt Ducketh in the August Presence of Our Lord Ozzy

Thou shalt honour thy Main Gear and thy Tailwheel.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours Airspace
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Re: Aviation Rules

Postby Fozzer » Sun Dec 28, 2003 8:44 am

Number 3 is the most frequent occurence in my experiences... :'(...!
(My insurance company has given up on me now...)... :'(...!
..trashed fuselage, damaged wings and propellor, shock-loaded engine, etc... :'(...!
LOL...!

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Re: Aviation Rules

Postby Craig. » Sun Dec 28, 2003 9:08 am

time to switch to fixed gear planes mr fozzer:)
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Re: Aviation Rules

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Dec 28, 2003 9:54 am

More like time to switch to a wheelchair with cardboard wings ;) ;D ;D ;D
Just kidding Paul, nooooooo not the electric cattle prod. Aaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh :P
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Re: Aviation Rules

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sun Dec 28, 2003 10:15 am

you guys crack me up  ;D
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee
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Re: Aviation Rules

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Dec 28, 2003 10:44 am

Look left, look right.
Look up, look down.
No Spitfires? Its safe to use the bridge ;D
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Re: Aviation Rules

Postby Hagar » Sun Dec 28, 2003 10:51 am

Look left, look right.
Look up, look down.
No Spitfires? Its safe to use the bridge ;D

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Re: Aviation Rules

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Dec 28, 2003 10:54 am

Always 'check six' Hagar, oh and keep your ear-trumpet handy ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Aviation Rules

Postby Hagar » Sun Dec 28, 2003 10:57 am

Thou shalt always check thy six.

Most important rule of the lot. ;D
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Re: Aviation Rules

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Dec 28, 2003 11:00 am

Oh, I thought it was the one about "Always have enough fuel that you don't have to put gravity to the test"?

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