In the category of stupid arguments...

[Fredgirardo]

I think the same way of you budy.

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[Wing Nut]

Ok, so you build a toilet with a computerised scale in the floor in front of it that will remember the weight of everyone on the house, and link the with Hagar's lift mechanism.

[Hagar]

Sounds good Pippin. Very good in fact & you might be on to something. Actually, I've given up on the idea due to the previously stated reasons. I'm now working on something much better. This one cannot fail & should be much less risky. An automatic towel rail that sterilises the towel every time you use it. How does that grab you?

PS. This would not only save on the cost of towels (you wouldn't need so many) but also the trouble of washing them.

[Tequila Sunrise]

Well I shower 2 or three times a day so towels don't last too long around here, much to the anoyance of my mum
As to the toilet thing I don't understand how it was ever a problem, how long does it teke to move the friggin seat anyway?

[chomp_rock]

The solutions: Yes after one use a towel is dirty!
ALWAYS CLOSE THE TOILET SEAT BEFORE YOU FLUSH! otherwise it sprays myriads of bacteria out! And wear shoes so you can lift the seat with your foot!