Random Lunacy Please

[Katahu]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IN YOUR DREAMS, Pippin!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ATI_7500]

*silent pulls his M-4 and shoots the beasts*

"i fuck** h8 dogs!"

*silent puts chunks of coal under the christmas tree*

"merry,x-mas! mwahahaha!"

*silent runs away and climbs into his UH-60 parked in front of the house*

[Lethal.Ambition]

Master looks out the window front the front door and saw it all

He gets his Sidewinder rocket and runs out to the middle of the street and points it to the UH

Fires and runs away before even seeing the result

[ATI_7500]

*silent drops some flares and flys away into the night*

"boooring!"

[Smoke2much]

Pippin thinks people who refer themselves in the third person ought to have to shampoo my crotch... ::)

> Will pulls his gloves on and makes his way to Pippins house with much trepidation, and a bottle of shampoo...

[Katahu]

*The next day, Katahu sees that Silent has left a lot of coal under the tree*

"I'll get you for this"

*After sunset, Katahu puts on his spy gear and black clothes*

*He sneaks into Silent's house through the chimney*

*Upon entering, he realises that Silent has pets of his own as well. This time, German Shepards.*

*Luckily, he came prepared and gave them a nice big steak for them to eat. The steak has a knock-out drug injected to put the dogs to sleep for hours*

wispering  to self "Oooh, a computer"

*He turns on the computer and a voice comes from the system*

calm, digital, and formal voice - "Good morning Dave."

*Katahu tries to get in so that he can screw up Silent's computer*

"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that"

*the computer shuts down to prevent Katahu*

*Katahu looks in the kitchen and sees a box of the finest German chocolate and a case of beer*

*As a he pics up the box, a silent alarm has been triggered. Multiple computer-controlled machine guns pop out of nowhere.

*Katahu sees that they are designed to shot anything that moves using infared. So, he has no choice but to hold still as dearly as possible while holding a heavy-@55 box of beer*

[Wing Nut]

> Will pulls his gloves on and makes his way to Pippins house with much trepidation, and a bottle of shampoo...

Promises, promises...

[Smoke2much]

Oooooooooohhhhhh baby!!!

Lets keep it clean deary

[Sock]

Dear Lord...

*places head in hand and shakes head, back and forth, back and forth.*

Sock

[ATI_7500]

*silent doesn't care*

"The probability of escaping my security system is 0,000001%. no chance,pal."

*sleeps*

[Loafing Smurf]

Dear Lord...

*places head in hand and shakes head, back and forth, back and forth.*

Sock

OH NO! Hes gone loony too!

*ranger judo chops sock with tranquilizer gun, knocking him unconscious*

*ranger looks at gun*

ohh yeah, I could have sedated him..thats going to bruise in the morning

p.s 100 post on this thread

[Sock]

*Sock wakes up and stumbles to his feet*

"Why you little...Ranger I'm gonna...."

*Ranger shots Sock with tranquilizer gun...Sock falls unconscious again*

Sock

[Loafing Smurf]

I wonder what that is like?

*ranger shoots self with tranquilizer gun*

*ranger falls on the ground too*

[Katahu]

*A power-outage occurs*

*Katahu sees the oppertunity and runs off to the door*

*Silent tales his tranquilizer gun and shoots at Katahu*

*Katahu falls and goes to sleep next to the dogs*

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz"

*katahu wakes up and sees that he is strapped on a metal table. And in front of him, there's a giant laser-thingy.*

Silent - "Good morning. As you can see, this giant laser-thingy will use a heat-laser to slice this table in half."

*Silent turns on the laser. The laser is slowly cutting the table and between Katahu's legs.*

Silent - "Now tell me, who are you? Seriously."

Katahu - [Sean Connery impression] "My name is Bond. James Bond."

Silent - "Hey I remember this part. I saw the movie. What about you?"

Katahu - "Sorry I only this part and nothing after. So, I don't know what the hell I'm suppose to do to escape"

*the Laser still cuts slowly*

[Loafing Smurf]

Katahu - Do you expect me to talk, Silent?
Silent - No, Mr. Katahu. I expect you to tell us what we want!