Random Lunacy Please

[Loafing Smurf]

**Katahu sees that Ranger is drinking too much of the beer they're already down to the last barrel.**

"Dude, hand over that beer!!!!"

**Katahu and Ranger start to beat each other up for the last barrel.**

*Katahu breaks the side of a bottle*

*ranger looks around and rips the top of a cereal box*

Bring it on!

[ATI_7500]

*silent stands watches the scene ,laughing his arse off*

[Katahu]

*Just a second before the fight starts, Katahu takes a sample of sauerkraut just for some energy*

*The fight starts*

*Ranger runs up and dodges Katahu's broken bottle. He then swing his arm against Kat's neck and body-slams him*

[THUD!!!!!!!!!] Katahu - "Ack!!!!!!"

*Katahu gets up and continues the fight.*

[Loafing Smurf]

Ahhh! he got a sharp broken bottle!

Its morphing time!

*ranger get into fighting gear*

*ranger charges at Katahu with cereal box top*

*while running, trips over random object and falls infornt of Katahu*

[Lethal.Ambition]

Allright so its come to this........

[Loafing Smurf]

LOL!!!

ranger teams up with Master...

[Katahu]

HOLY CR@b!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Katahu summons his cast army of sentinals. However, he realizes that the machines used up their energy after attacking Silent's fortification. Katahu will have to wait.*

"Crud!! Now I only have two left. But that doesn't matter. At least I got my two machines, a broken bottle, and uhh...[searches his pockets]...a cigarette lighter?? Oh well."

*Katahu sends his two sentinals to attack them*

*Meanwhile, he tries to figure what the hell to do with a broken bottle and a cigarette lighter*

[Loafing Smurf]

*sentinal attacks ranger*

*ranger hits sentinal*

JODO CHOP!

*setenal falls to the ground*

*master does the some to the other sentinal.*

[Lethal.Ambition]

Too easy!

Does the weird yet funny power ranger movements and gets out his um....gun thing-a-majig to link with rangers gun to make....um........ranger blaster

and points....

[Loafing Smurf]

Yes, all the rangers get together and make the Megazord!

*cue Beastie Boys music...intergalactic planetary

[Katahu]

*Katahu has realized that the sauerkraut he ate has a negative side-effect. Huge amounts of gas has developed in his body*

"Wait!! Now I know what to do!!!!!!!"

*Katahu bends over so that his arse is facing at the weird ranger boys. He turns on his cigarette lighter, positions it, and then he releases the gas he has developed. A huge, long flame comes out. The ranger boys' so-called-ranger-blaster-thinga-ma-gig has melted because of the heat.*

"WHOA!!!!!!!!!!! D@mn that smells!!!!!!!! Even Fat Bastard will that that stinks."

*While the ranger boys are occupied by the super-strong stench, Katahu grabs the last barrel of beer and runs out and locks the door behind him.*

*He then gets into his Chevy Corvette Z06 and then drives off down the street.*

"WOOHOO!!!!! Peace out, boys!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

[ATI_7500]

*silent puts on his WW2 gas protection mask*

*walks up to ranger and master*

cheer up,boys,this is for you...

*gives both of em a bottle of finest german beer*

[Loafing Smurf]

Hey Katahu you forgot the tap! How are you going to get the beer out?  ;D

*ranger drinks a bottle of finest german beer*  :'(  :)

[Katahu]

"What the ____?"

*Katahu does a complete 180* turn and heads back to the place. This time with a swiss-army knife and the intention to steal that fine beer they were talking about.*

"That's it."

[Katahu]

*On his way to get what he wants, Katahu gets pulled over by a cop*

[sirene]

Cop "Licence and registration please."

*Katahu gives it to him*

Cop "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Katahu "Uhh.....35?"

Cop "35? How about 70 on a 40mph road? Sir, I'm gonna have to give you 2 citations and a $140 speeding ticket. One more act like this and you'll see your liscense revoked. Have a nice day."

*Katahu waits until the cop goes away*

*Katahu arrives at the place. He sees Ranger and his pal getting inside a Porshe 911 and speeds away with the fine bottle of beer and box-loads of the best German chocolate.*

"Oh, I see. This is going to be fun."

*Katahu and the ranger boys speed down the street as if it was 2Fast2Furious*  ;D

*Katahu catches up and rams against the Porshe. But the Ranger manages to maintain control of his car*