Random Lunacy Please

[Polynomial]

hey Will, with all this spare time you supposedly have you could become quite a conspiritory theorist . . . .

[ATI_7500]

i'm bored...and ti-zzzZZZzzz....

[Loafing Smurf]

*ranger runs into Silents kitchen and eats all the chocolate*

[ozzy72]

Put a couple of boiled eggs on your desk, take off all your clothes and shoved your head down onto the eggs intermitently.
When people ask you what you're doing tell them you've become a soldier

[Fozzer]

Hi Will...!
There is nothing "random" about lunacy..... ...!
It is a perfectly natural genetic inheritance which myself and all of my offspring enjoy at every opportunity.... ...!
We have all mastered the art of committing outrageous acts in public without geting put into straight jackets,...(especially me) .... ...!
LOL...!

Paul.

[fido]

Hey Will  you could always learn to knit.  You could knit your own airplane cozies, and if that doesn't work out you'd have really big Christmas socks.  OK, so it's not such a bright idea, you really think if I were bright, I'd be spending my time here.

                         Fido

[Polynomial]

goto a microwave and place a dozen eggs in it and mic on high for 3 to 4 minutes and then look at the face of the next poor sucker to open it.

if ur really really bored you can try this with small pets.

[Katahu]

Play chess with yourself.

I like playing chess. I also like knowing the famous people who played it.

Have you ever heard of Boby Fischer? He's one of the best chess players there ever was.

I heard that there was this very young kid [about the age 8 or 9 I think] whose father tought him the basics of chess.

However, he then got hooked and started teaching his big sister.

One day they were with there parents on a car and at the same time, they were playing chess. But, there were chessboard or pieces. Instead, they played it in their head.

One would say "Pawn to D-3" and the other would say "Queen to B-5" and so on.

How the h377 can those kids memorize every position of every piece in chess??

I heard all about Lightning Chess, but this is INSANE!!!!! People who have a mind like that are.....are.....oh what the h377. They're just good at it. Period.

[ATI_7500]

*ranger runs into Silents kitchen and eats all the chocolate*

not again....looooooool!  ;D

*silent puts a landmine and some laser traps in front of the kitchen door*


now try that ag-.....zzzZZZzzz.....

[Loafing Smurf]

*ranger breaks into silent house in black urban camo BDU*

*ranger takes out bomb defuse kit and deactivates all traps*

*ranger steals all the chocolate and the F-16 poster silent room*

*leaves silently and puts everything back in place*

[ATI_7500]

damned...he's too clever.

*silent gets a really big coffee machine and will never sleep again*

[Loafing Smurf]

that

[ATI_7500]

not ag-....zzZZ-
*silent wakes up*
*eats all the chocolate*
*continues sleeping*
zzzZZZzzz

[Loafing Smurf]

nuts, he gotten smart

*ranger thinks
*takes a bite of stolen German chocolate*

I'll be back...not today...perhaps tomorow.

[ATI_7500]

thinks: "gotta have a secret weapon ,too. but not like ozzy's. something more efficient..."