Save the Kitty Fund

[BFMF]

You can have my sister's cat

[ozzy72]

Be scared Orenda, the SAS Kitty Rescue Team have found out where you are hiding with Kitty!!! This is probably the last thing you'll ever see....

[Paz]

 From the desk of Paz:

 My fellow SimV citizens, I have been following this appalling situation involving catnapping and skinning, I have tried to stay out of the campaign but can take no more, I can hardly stand the thought of losing poor Mr. Wavy to the inhumane cause supported by the kitty nabbing terrorists organization that has recently surfaced amongst the good citizens here at SimV.

 Therefore in support of Ozzy's SAS kitty rescue team, and due to my insatiable love of pussy, I am offering a donation in the form of air support to back up the efforts of the KRT:






 By the way, you're not fooling anyone, we know who is really behind this inexcusable act:




 Rest assured, we will win this fight!

[HerSELF]

Well said Paz.


I have a group of marching cats chanting


"SAVE US KITTIES NOW"


if this is any help on the morale front.

[ATI_7500]

okay,orenda,return the cat,otherwise,i'll send the GKRAPF (german kitty rescue and party force) to your house...



muhahaha!

[Craig.]

good lord. kill the cat already, and be done with it

[Deputy]

Just send the money and we will skin the cat, errrm, we will return the cat skinned, errr we will return the cat alive and well. . .

[Smoke2much]

Just send the money and we will skin the cat, errrm, we will return the cat skinned, errr we will return the cat alive and well. . .

You can trust him, he does it "Law way".......

Will

[Deputy]

You can trust him, he does it "Law way".......

Will

Thats right. . .  

[HawkerTempest5]

This is my partner Pamela's cat. I hate it, it hates me. I'll gladly swap you this hellish creature for good old Mr. Wavy!

[Wing Nut]

This is my partner Pamela's cat. I hate it, it hates me. I'll gladly swap you this hellish creature for good old Mr. Wavy!

I love that perfect "If I were two feet taller you'd be DEAD right now" look!

I wonder if the, erm...  uh...  'catnappers' would be willing to allow the ransom to be put on layaway, and filled by monthly installments...

[ozzy72]

Things look dire!!! The SAS Dog Rescue Team have accidentally been deployed

[Wing Nut]

I informed my wife of the situation and being the cat lover she is, she was appalled.  She has offered in exchange, one slightly used garden gnome.  Should the cat be harmed, she will offer the gnome as a reward for information leading to the arrest and capture of the perpetrators of this devious crime.

[Craig.]

would someone please cruise missile the gnome while they are getting the cat? maybe you could tie them together save the time and trouble of two sacrifices:)

[Iroquois]

I have received payment and have released Mr Wavy back to his family unharmed.


Now I'm off to my private island.